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  • W W Balboos GHB

    Going off topic a bit (hey - it's the lounge). The most recent Xmas special - flying fish and soppy stereotypical sentimentality - arguably the worst episode I've ever seen. How'd it go down in UK ?

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    Dalek Dave
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    Kinda sucked, but hey ho, it was xmas.

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      Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

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      Tom Delany
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      and was firing an SMG

      Ah. The grease gun! :)

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      • L Lost User

        or you could, ya know, just not buy a gun, but that would be too smart for you 'americans' rite? :D

        MVC

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        wizardzz
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        Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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        • W wizardzz

          Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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          glennPattonWork3
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          Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)

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            Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)

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            Pete OHanlon
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            You must be a lineswoman then.

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              Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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              OriginalGriff
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              "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                You must be a lineswoman then.

                I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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                glennPattonWork3
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                No, Just not very into sports or football, one of the fat kids who tried to get out of sports at School!

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                  "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out."

                  Sounds like a wild bachelor party.

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                    "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                    glennPattonWork3
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                    Search me?, just typing too look busy on a Friday afternoon Glenn

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      oh the joys of having your knuckles wacked for holding the mag

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                      • G glennPattonWork3

                        Off topic a little that SMG was a Sterling wasn't it. Was that range in main land England if so where???:cool:

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Yes, Sterling it was, and the Range was in Lydd, in the Romney Marshes, somewhere on the south coast. Back in my Army Days.

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                          No, Just not very into sports or football, one of the fat kids who tried to get out of sports at School!

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          On the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron?

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                            Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Single Step Debugger
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                            Same happened with me, the good thing I had only 12 rounds in the cartridge and they all got out for just above a second. It turned out afterwards that out lieutenant happens to know my mom personally, at least regarding his words.

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                              Search me?, just typing too look busy on a Friday afternoon Glenn

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              It may work as far as your boss is concerned, but we know better :)

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                                On the touchline with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron?

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                                glennPattonWork3
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                                Why Yes my good man! Glenn

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                                  It may work as far as your boss is concerned, but we know better :)

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                                  glennPattonWork3
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                                  That the great thing about this desk the only person who can see my screen with out moving is busy down stairs doing RF tests at the moment!!! Glenn

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    You must be a lineswoman then.

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