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  • D Dalek Dave

    Do you use turtle wax to wax turtles?

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    Single Step Debugger
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    How you know my hobby? *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

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      How you know my hobby? *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Henry Minute
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      DD is a green at heart, he spends a lot of his valuable spare time volunteering for programs that undo your evil work. He often wax-off.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      • S Single Step Debugger

        Yeah, my first time was when I was about twenty years old. I was just retired from the army and I got my first dialup internet connection.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

        I got my first dialup internet connection

        Enabling you to buy online and try all the lipstain and lipstick your heart desired? :)

        [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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          DD is a green at heart, he spends a lot of his valuable spare time volunteering for programs that undo your evil work. He often wax-off.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Dalek Dave
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          My front door is spotless, I am often seen polishing my knob.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • H Henry Minute

            DD is a green at heart, he spends a lot of his valuable spare time volunteering for programs that undo your evil work. He often wax-off.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Now you will make me to impregnate them!

            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              How you know my hobby? *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

              There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              Joe Simes
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              Deyan Georgiev wrote:

              *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

              Give it a rest dude you'll go blind! :-D

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              • D Dalek Dave

                My front door is spotless, I am often seen polishing my knob.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                AspDotNetDev
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                You're not always so consistent; I've heard you wax 'n' wane.

                [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  I got my first dialup internet connection

                  Enabling you to buy online and try all the lipstain and lipstick your heart desired? :)

                  [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                  I was thinking about p0rn. What is wrong with me?:~

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                  • J Joe Simes

                    Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                    *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

                    Give it a rest dude you'll go blind! :-D

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                    My mom refused to read aloud your post to me, but allowed me to dictate to her this answer.

                    There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    • S Single Step Debugger

                      There is a certain difference between the two. Lipsticks are usually red or purple, the lip stains are white.

                      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      Automatic foreiture of all man-points for possessing that information :suss:.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        Automatic foreiture of all man-points for possessing that information :suss:.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

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                          Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

                          There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          Ah. Man-points restored.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

                            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            AspDotNetDev
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                            So you've worn lipstick and lipstain, but not on your lips? :laugh:

                            [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                              So you've worn lipstick and lipstain, but not on your lips? :laugh:

                              [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                              Steve Mayfield
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                              From her lips to his ....errrr... ear :-O

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                              • R realJSOP

                                I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

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                                Dave Kreskowiak
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                                It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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                                • R realJSOP

                                  I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  JimmyRopes
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                                  What color of lip stain do you use John.

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                                  • R realJSOP

                                    I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Euhemerus
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                                    That retard was the Mexican Ambassador to the UK. This from the BBC website: Reviewing the Mastretta on Sunday's show, Hammond said: "Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat." The presenters, known for their edgy jibes, then described Mexican food as "refried sick". Clarkson said he was confident he would not receive any complaints about their comments because the Mexican ambassador would be asleep. (No he wasn't) :laugh:

                                    I'm too lazy to Google it for you.

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