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  • D Dalek Dave

    My front door is spotless, I am often seen polishing my knob.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    AspDotNetDev
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    You're not always so consistent; I've heard you wax 'n' wane.

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    • A AspDotNetDev

      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

      I got my first dialup internet connection

      Enabling you to buy online and try all the lipstain and lipstick your heart desired? :)

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      Single Step Debugger
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      I was thinking about p0rn. What is wrong with me?:~

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      • J Joe Simes

        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

        *continues to frantically polish his third turtle for the day*

        Give it a rest dude you'll go blind! :-D

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        My mom refused to read aloud your post to me, but allowed me to dictate to her this answer.

        There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        • S Single Step Debugger

          There is a certain difference between the two. Lipsticks are usually red or purple, the lip stains are white.

          There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Gary Wheeler
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          Automatic foreiture of all man-points for possessing that information :suss:.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          • G Gary Wheeler

            Automatic foreiture of all man-points for possessing that information :suss:.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            Single Step Debugger
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            Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

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              Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

              There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              Gary Wheeler
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              Ah. Man-points restored.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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                Not if you know what I was actually implying. Think Monica Lewinsky. :-D

                There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                AspDotNetDev
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                So you've worn lipstick and lipstain, but not on your lips? :laugh:

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                  So you've worn lipstick and lipstain, but not on your lips? :laugh:

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                  Steve Mayfield
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                  From her lips to his ....errrr... ear :-O

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                  • R realJSOP

                    I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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                    • R realJSOP

                      I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      JimmyRopes
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                      What color of lip stain do you use John.

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                      • R realJSOP

                        I'm sitting here watching the mindless daytime TV shows, waiting for my time to leave for work, and I just saw a commercial advertising "lip stain". When did they stop calling it "lipstick", and what marketing genius though calling it a "stain" would be a good idea? I wonder if some tree advocate complained that calling it "lipstick" put trees and bushes in a bad light... Whoever it was is probably related to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Euhemerus
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                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        to the retard suing the BBC over the "Mexican sports car" incident on Top Gear.

                        That retard was the Mexican Ambassador to the UK. This from the BBC website: Reviewing the Mastretta on Sunday's show, Hammond said: "Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat." The presenters, known for their edgy jibes, then described Mexican food as "refried sick". Clarkson said he was confident he would not receive any complaints about their comments because the Mexican ambassador would be asleep. (No he wasn't) :laugh:

                        I'm too lazy to Google it for you.

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