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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I think the organizers are trying to over-sensationalize the event. I mean, it's the freakin Super Bowl - you don't need to spend a million dolars to get someone famous to sing the National Anthem. What they should start doing is holding local auditions and using local talent for the job. THAT would be more interesting to me. Screw the big name "artists". I don't want artisitic - I want it done right.

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    Good Idea, give local talent a chance, save a fortune and get the job done properly! John For Mayor!

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Because Christina Aguilera butchered the national Anthem on Sunday, people are starting to suggest that we should change the anthem to be America the Beautiful because the Star Spangled Banner is "too hard to sing", the lyrics are "biligerent", and the tune itself is based on an English drinking song. Hard to sing, meaning the words are too complicated, or are difficult to remember? The lyrics are "biligerent"? Damn skippy the lyrics are biligerent.

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      It's playing big in Canada because every Canadian is deeply familiar with the words to the Star Spangled Banner having heard them sung about a zillion times by the age of 20 from watching a zillion hockey games. I'll wager more Canadians know the lyrics to the Star Spangled banner on average than Americans.


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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        Because Christina Aguilera butchered the national Anthem on Sunday, people are starting to suggest that we should change the anthem to be America the Beautiful because the Star Spangled Banner is "too hard to sing", the lyrics are "biligerent", and the tune itself is based on an English drinking song. Hard to sing, meaning the words are too complicated, or are difficult to remember? The lyrics are "biligerent"? Damn skippy the lyrics are biligerent.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        I remember a couple of cases of people complaining about the "texting", how and what words are mapped to a song's melody back when I was at the conservatory. The complaint was that the words were not very well chosen or laid out, and they made the song difficult to sing because of that. Something about the how the number of syllables in some of the words made the flow or rhythm of the piece more difficult and made for easy mistakes.

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I don't undertsand why people can't sing the song without stylizing it. THAT is why they screw it up. They're concentrating so hard on gargling while they're singing that they "lose their place".

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Stylizing is not an entirely bad thing...Jose Feliciano [^] (not sure about sp.), Jimmy Hendrix (Ok I like Jimmy) but she just plain blew it out her a&&.

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          • C Chris Meech

            She's not the first to butcher it and probably won't be the last. It just means that the people who decide who is going to sing it, should take greater care in choosing whom they select. The woman who sings the anthem before each Philadelphia Flyer's hockey game would have been a much better choice. :)

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            Yup, you got that right.


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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I think the organizers are trying to over-sensationalize the event. I mean, it's the freakin Super Bowl - you don't need to spend a million dolars to get someone famous to sing the National Anthem. What they should start doing is holding local auditions and using local talent for the job. THAT would be more interesting to me. Screw the big name "artists". I don't want artisitic - I want it done right.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Or you could go down the Chinese root and have someone attractive miming it for the cameras whilst someone who can actually sing belts it out from inside the stands somewhere.

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                I remember a couple of cases of people complaining about the "texting", how and what words are mapped to a song's melody back when I was at the conservatory. The complaint was that the words were not very well chosen or laid out, and they made the song difficult to sing because of that. Something about the how the number of syllables in some of the words made the flow or rhythm of the piece more difficult and made for easy mistakes.

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                Nevertheless dozens of times a day it's sung perfectly by fat sweaty guys and hot chicks in hockey arenas around the continent.


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                  Or you could go down the Chinese root and have someone attractive miming it for the cameras whilst someone who can actually sing belts it out from inside the stands somewhere.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Ahhh, the "Milli Vanilli" gambit...

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    Nevertheless dozens of times a day it's sung perfectly by fat sweaty guys and hot chicks in hockey arenas around the continent.


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                    Jim Crafton
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                    True enough - I'm not at all agreeing that we should change it.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Because Christina Aguilera butchered the national Anthem on Sunday, people are starting to suggest that we should change the anthem to be America the Beautiful because the Star Spangled Banner is "too hard to sing", the lyrics are "biligerent", and the tune itself is based on an English drinking song. Hard to sing, meaning the words are too complicated, or are difficult to remember? The lyrics are "biligerent"? Damn skippy the lyrics are biligerent.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      At least it's not belligerent. :) It is a very good point about dumbing down in general.

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                        Nevertheless dozens of times a day it's sung perfectly by fat sweaty guys and hot chicks in hockey arenas around the continent.


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                        John C wrote:

                        Nevertheless dozens of times a day it's sung perfectly by fat sweaty guys chicks and hot chicks guys in hockey arenas around the continent.

                        FTFY. ;)

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                          It's playing big in Canada because every Canadian is deeply familiar with the words to the Star Spangled Banner having heard them sung about a zillion times by the age of 20 from watching a zillion hockey games. I'll wager more Canadians know the lyrics to the Star Spangled banner on average than Americans.


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                          I love hearing both national anthems prior to a game here in Canada. I used to make my kids stand up with me too even though we're watching it on TV. :)

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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            I don't undertsand why people can't sing the song without stylizing it. THAT is why they screw it up. They're concentrating so hard on gargling while they're singing that they "lose their place".

                            Can I reply to this post twice so I can give it TWO 5's?

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            No.

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              I don't undertsand why people can't sing the song without stylizing it. THAT is why they screw it up. They're concentrating so hard on gargling while they're singing that they "lose their place".

                              Can I reply to this post twice so I can give it TWO 5's?

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                              No.

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I think the organizers are trying to over-sensationalize the event. I mean, it's the freakin Super Bowl - you don't need to spend a million dolars to get someone famous to sing the National Anthem. What they should start doing is holding local auditions and using local talent for the job. THAT would be more interesting to me. Screw the big name "artists". I don't want artisitic - I want it done right.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Jim Cornelison is my favorite singer, and the tradition of Blackhawk fans is great. Everyone should come to Chicago for a hockey game just to mark it off their bucket list. If you are unaware of the tradition, fans go bat apesh*t during the anthem, usually making it the loudest point during any game (122Db). During the playoffs last year my ears rang after the song every time. http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=531107[^] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_nQ-GNdo3E[^]

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  Because Christina Aguilera butchered the national Anthem on Sunday, people are starting to suggest that we should change the anthem to be America the Beautiful because the Star Spangled Banner is "too hard to sing", the lyrics are "biligerent", and the tune itself is based on an English drinking song. Hard to sing, meaning the words are too complicated, or are difficult to remember? The lyrics are "biligerent"? Damn skippy the lyrics are biligerent.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                  From what I hear/read persons signing the national anthem are offered a card with the lyrics. Most of the flubbers pass on the card and try to sing/wing it. Read the darn card. It isn't hard. Oh, and, um, practice. This goes equally well for Presidents making first pitches.

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                                    John C wrote:

                                    Nevertheless dozens of times a day it's sung perfectly by fat sweaty guys chicks and hot chicks guys in hockey arenas around the continent.

                                    FTFY. ;)

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                                    You haven't watched a lot of NHL hockey have you? :) It *is* fat sweaty guys and hot older women almost without exception.


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                                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                      Stylizing is not an entirely bad thing...Jose Feliciano [^] (not sure about sp.), Jimmy Hendrix (Ok I like Jimmy) but she just plain blew it out her a&&.

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                                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                                      she just plain blew it out her a&&.

                                      You're nuts - she's a very talented singer and simply screwed up a line. Cut her a break. How do you think you would have done?

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                                        Mike Hankey wrote:

                                        she just plain blew it out her a&&.

                                        You're nuts - she's a very talented singer and simply screwed up a line. Cut her a break. How do you think you would have done?

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                                        Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                        How do you think you would have done?

                                        I can't sing a lick but I don't claim to be a singer. The only money I could make at singing would be from people wanting to shut me up. :)

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                                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                                          she just plain blew it out her a&&.

                                          You're nuts - she's a very talented singer and simply screwed up a line. Cut her a break. How do you think you would have done?

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                                          Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                          she's a very talented singer and simply screwed up a line.

                                          Yeah, she screwed up the line at probably the worst possible time. If she was singing a song that *wasn't* the national anthem, it could have been explained away as ad-libbing, or artistic freedom, but she screwed up the National Anthem. Most Americans won't forgive that. Look at others who've screwed up that song - Rosanne Barr, Macie Gray - their careers effectively went down the dumper when they screwed up the song.

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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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