Good Morning Vietnam!

M dHatter

No posts in a while, everyone must be sleeping or drunk. :cool:

"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain

IP Port

Good afternoon U.K. and Good evening Vietnam! and Indians? They are already drunk in happiness over good Cricket performance by team.

Henry Minute

VectorX wrote:

everyone must be sleeping or drunk

I resemble that remark! I am as sober as a judge and as awake as a log.

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OriginalGriff

Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.! No, it's no good, I haven't got the energy. Coffee. That's what I need. Coffee. And Bacon. Lots of Coffee. And lots of Bacon. Lots and lots of Bacon. A huge pile of Bacon Butties. And a Pint or two of Coffee. Back soon.

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Maximilien

VectorX wrote:

everyone must be sleeping or drunk

FTFY.

Watched code never compiles.

OriginalGriff

Henry Minute wrote:

I am as sober as a judge

What, this[^] judge?

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Henry Minute

Pretty much. Only much better looking. :)

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

Dalek Dave

Recovering, but have managed to haul my carcass to the lounge to watch the cricket.

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Dalek Dave

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OriginalGriff

No offence to yourself, but that isn't difficult! If that is her sober, I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

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Henry Minute

Lookee[^]

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

Henry Minute

OriginalGriff wrote:

I shudder to think what she looks like with a skin full...

Pretty much the same. How could she look worse?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

M dHatter

Looks like a straight version of elton john ;)

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OriginalGriff

Henry Minute wrote:

How could she look worse?

You are really going to wish you hadn't asked that: http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/drunk-woman-vomiting.jpg[^]

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Mike Hankey

Goooooooood morning Vietnam! It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early! Speaking of early, let's hear it for that Marty Lee Drywitz. Silky smooth sounds, making me sound like Peggy Lee... Ok Ok I'm up.

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Henry Minute

Mummy! Mummy?

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

OriginalGriff

I'm going to have to dig out a copy of that and watch it again now, I'd forgotten how good some bits of that were...

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Mike Hankey

Yeah I was thinking that myself. Robin Williams was made for that role.

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Mladen Jankovic

Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon! Although it's 3:30pm here.

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