Get rich quick - need advice

Dalek Dave

Very Close. It is English using none of the Romance influence, ie only words of Anglos Saxon Origin.

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Lost User

Go into politics and get yourself elected into the most influential position you can get. After that men will start coming to you with briefcases full of money which they will give you if you use your influence in the way they would like.

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Dalek Dave

It's a no way ticket surely? Unless Paradise is a local nightclub?

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Dalek Dave

I hope so!

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Lost User

Are you not an accountant? Are you really capable of keeping that money out of the books? :)

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Peter Mulholland

Dude, you need to read up on the 'New World Oder' conspiracy Theory. The guys that are already rich don't want you to get rich. They need drones to work 'jobs' to keep making them lots of money. If all the drones got up and decided to make their own money, then where would the guys at the top of the new world order be then?

Pete

Grimes

Haha, that's actually not a bad idea! There are many revolutions happening at the moment, I just need to worm myself into the politics there and I'm set for life! (or until people over through my government as well)

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Grimes

I should make friends with these people, it seems like they could help me! Does the 'New World Order' have a contact number so I can give them a call. I am sure I would get into their club or whatever since I also like the idea of having drones work for ME! ;P

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Ravi Sant

Study hard at atomic theory and physics and invent time machine?

Dalek Dave

Got it!

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Peter Mulholland

I don't have contact details myself, but Jim Corr[^] might be able to put you in touch with them.

Pete

Lost User

That's the higher art of politcs: To stay on the right side, no matter what happens.

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Lost User

We don't need any obscure new world order for that. To me it seems to be an implication of capitalism that they will always will wave with a carrot, so that we donkeys keep pulling our carts. And of course we will stop pulling at once if we ever actually should get the carrot.

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Slacker007

You have been with CP for over 5 years now and this is all you can come up with for a post?

Grimes

That is very true. Most politicians are like that, they say what is expected of them so they can keep their job, they don't stand for anything, bunch of weasels... sort of like me :)

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thatraja

at least did you seen The Social Network[^]? You may get any idea.....

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Lost User

And I would advise against becoming a revolutionary. They are quickly made one head shorter when the real politicians take over again after the revolution.

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Grimes

sadly... yes :sigh: Though this is the 'lounge', I thought that's what it is for, jokes and chatting...

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Lost User

Well, Ken, Scots (not the gaelic, the othr one, close to old Northumbrian) for understanding. Stuff? Well, Brandstoff is petrol in Dutch. Kennen is to know in Dutch, so I am forced to see thi as an attemto to speak in soem sort of fucked up English using perhaps old saxon derived words? Devise though has me worried. Let me check it up... Yeah, its for the Fremch, deviser. You would have to use 'make', since maken is Dutch, its a good old saxon word.

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Grimes

though guys like Fidel Castro seem to know how to do it properly, he's been there for decades...

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