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  • R realJSOP

    My ex-wife - she has fat reserves that would fill lake Michigan - twice.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    If you ever for some twisted reason decide that you want to cheer up your ex, just point her to this forum – satisfaction guaranteed.

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      Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

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      dan sh
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      Longest on what criteria? Some animals live for 24 hrs, so 5 hours for them would be too much although very less when it comes to humans or camels. Are you speaking of longest time duration or longest with respect to their average life?

      "Your code will never work, Luc's always will.", Richard MacCutchan[^]

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        Yup, it is: 4 years is the longest recorded time without food followed by snakes and frogs.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Nope our animal bits them all with a huge distance.

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        • D dan sh

          Longest on what criteria? Some animals live for 24 hrs, so 5 hours for them would be too much although very less when it comes to humans or camels. Are you speaking of longest time duration or longest with respect to their average life?

          "Your code will never work, Luc's always will.", Richard MacCutchan[^]

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          The longest absolute value. There is no catch or “out of box” thinking in the question.

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            Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

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            Yusuf
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            who is python [^]? [Edit] The recently produced American People's Encyclopedia tells us that the survival time in acute starvation (complete abstinence from all food save water) ranges from 21 to 117 days in dogs; rat 5 to 6 days; guinea pig 7 to 8 days; rabbit 15 days; cat 20 days; dog 38 days A python in captivity has been observed to go without food for a period of thirteen months. Frogs have survived sixteen months and fishes twenty months without food. Invertebrates can stand even longer periods of deprivation; [/Edit]

            Yusuf May I help you?

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              The longest absolute value. There is no catch or “out of box” thinking in the question.

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              dan sh
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              Beetle larva?

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                Beetle larva?

                "Your code will never work, Luc's always will.", Richard MacCutchan[^]

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                No, sorry.

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                  Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

                  There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  kinar
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                  In the desert Bacteria in their encysted stag can survive for hundreds of years. (The actual claim is for near a thousand years but I find that hard to believe.) Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What\_animal\_can\_survive\_the\_longest\_without\_water#ixzz1EiZhtAcI

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                    who is python [^]? [Edit] The recently produced American People's Encyclopedia tells us that the survival time in acute starvation (complete abstinence from all food save water) ranges from 21 to 117 days in dogs; rat 5 to 6 days; guinea pig 7 to 8 days; rabbit 15 days; cat 20 days; dog 38 days A python in captivity has been observed to go without food for a period of thirteen months. Frogs have survived sixteen months and fishes twenty months without food. Invertebrates can stand even longer periods of deprivation; [/Edit]

                    Yusuf May I help you?

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                    Fifteen minutes to the answer.

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                    • K kinar

                      In the desert Bacteria in their encysted stag can survive for hundreds of years. (The actual claim is for near a thousand years but I find that hard to believe.) Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What\_animal\_can\_survive\_the\_longest\_without\_water#ixzz1EiZhtAcI

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                      it's not a bacteria, it's an animal see the original question.

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                      • R realJSOP

                        My ex-wife - she has fat reserves that would fill lake Michigan - twice.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        And you're worried about an oil shortage?

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                          Only if it’s a computer mouse.

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                          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                          Only if it’s a computer mouse.

                          Google is always right. I would check your sources. ;P

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                            Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

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                            Tim Deveaux
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                            Cicada?

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                              Which animal can survive longest without any food, and how long? And believe me – it can survive REALLY long.

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                              It’s a small animal which lives in the caves – Proteus (Proteus anguinus), Olm or Cave Proteus. I first read for it in when I was a kid in some animal encyclopedia /I was Gerald Durrell fan back then/. My book claimed that the Proteus can survive 5 years without food, but now the Wikipedia says that in a controlled environment it can survive up to 10 years!

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                                And you're worried about an oil shortage?

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                realJSOP
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                                The only thing whale oil is useful for is lanterns, and once you start burning it, the stench is so bad that you realize you'd rather just sit in the dark.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                • T Tim Deveaux

                                  Cicada?

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                                  http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^]

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                                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                    Lungfish

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                                    http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^]

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                                      It’s a small animal which lives in the caves – Proteus (Proteus anguinus), Olm or Cave Proteus. I first read for it in when I was a kid in some animal encyclopedia /I was Gerald Durrell fan back then/. My book claimed that the Proteus can survive 5 years without food, but now the Wikipedia says that in a controlled environment it can survive up to 10 years!

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                      It’s a small animal

                                      Then it *isn't* my ex-wife. I've never heard anyone describe her as being "small".

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      • S Slacker007

                                        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                        Only if it’s a computer mouse.

                                        Google is always right. I would check your sources. ;P

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                                        http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3780399#xx3780399xx[^] Be my guest. :)

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                                        • R realJSOP

                                          Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                                          It’s a small animal

                                          Then it *isn't* my ex-wife. I've never heard anyone describe her as being "small".

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          What about the “animal”?

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