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  • D Dalek Dave

    Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    CPallini
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    Do you give a CCC to you applicants? :rolleyes:

    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
    [My articles]

    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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    • CPalliniC CPallini

      Do you give a CCC to you applicants? :rolleyes:

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
      [My articles]

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      Dalek Dave
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      No, but now you come to mention it...

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        kdgupta87
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        he did not mention about his poem in school magazine? :laugh:

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        • K kdgupta87

          he did not mention about his poem in school magazine? :laugh:

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          Dalek Dave
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          "I once had a letter published in 'Popular Plumbing' magazine"

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            You would think he would have read it before sending and thought, 'Hmm, that is probably not relevant'.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            'Hmm, that is probably not relevant'

            It is if he is only 21!

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Dalek Dave

              "I once had a letter published in 'Popular Plumbing' magazine"

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              OriginalGriff
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              That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                'Hmm, that is probably not relevant'

                It is if he is only 21!

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                Dalek Dave
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                He is 41!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  "I once had a letter published in 'Popular Plumbing' magazine"

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Johnny J
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                  Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...

                  I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                  -----
                  Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                  Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    He is 41!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    :sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                      Johnny J
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                      Blame yourself - you should have known better than to follow advice from someone whose business card reads "Plumber Dalek - I'll clean your pipes for £20" :laugh:

                      I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                      -----
                      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                      -----
                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                      -----
                      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...

                        I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                        -----
                        Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                        -----
                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                        -----
                        Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Now you are Plumbing the depths!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Now you are Plumbing the depths!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Pipe down you two!

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Now you are Plumbing the depths!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Johnny J
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                            I might be - I think I'm going insanitary!

                            I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                            -----
                            Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                            -----
                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                            -----
                            Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                              kdgupta87
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                              r u bust ur pipe?

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Pipe down you two!

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  :sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                                  Johnny J
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                                  You want fries with that?

                                  I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                                  -----
                                  Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                                  -----
                                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                  -----
                                  Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                                  • K kdgupta87

                                    r u bust ur pipe?

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      I think you have tapped this seam out...

                                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                        Rob Philpott
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                                        Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

                                        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          I think you have tapped this seam out...

                                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          We don't want to Faucet on too long.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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