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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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    Johnny J
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    Blame yourself - you should have known better than to follow advice from someone whose business card reads "Plumber Dalek - I'll clean your pipes for £20" :laugh:

    I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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    Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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    • J Johnny J

      Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...

      I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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      Dalek Dave
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      Now you are Plumbing the depths!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Now you are Plumbing the depths!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        OriginalGriff
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        Pipe down you two!

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          Now you are Plumbing the depths!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Johnny J
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          I might be - I think I'm going insanitary!

          I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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          Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
          -----
          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
          -----
          Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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            kdgupta87
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            r u bust ur pipe?

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Pipe down you two!

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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              Dalek Dave
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              Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                :sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                Johnny J
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                You want fries with that?

                I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
                -----
                Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                -----
                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                -----
                Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

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                • K kdgupta87

                  r u bust ur pipe?

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I think you have tapped this seam out...

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Rob Philpott
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                      Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

                      Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        I think you have tapped this seam out...

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        We don't want to Faucet on too long.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          NormDroid
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                          Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

                          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                            Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

                            Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I am here 14 years next month.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            • R Rob Philpott

                              Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

                              Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

                                That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  We don't want to Faucet on too long.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Lost User
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                                  U Bending the rules again?

                                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                    I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

                                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                    or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I am here 14 years next month.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Christ! 14 years an accountant at the same place! no wonder you do the CCC every day - you must need something to keep your sanity!

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

                                        That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                        with people running in your corridors

                                        Is that a euphemism?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

                                          ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                                          When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

                                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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