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    Mike Hankey
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    The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'

      If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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      Oakman
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      ba-da-boomp! {cymbal crash}

      “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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        ba-da-boomp! {cymbal crash}

        “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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        Thank you...Thank you very much. (Best Elvis impression ala Andy Kaufman)

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          Thank you...Thank you very much. (Best Elvis impression ala Andy Kaufman)

          If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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          "He'll be here all week folks, come back and bring your friends! And don't forget to tip your waitress."

          “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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            "He'll be here all week folks, come back and bring your friends! And don't forget to tip your waitress."

            “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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            Mike Hankey
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            :laugh: :laugh: Damn a whole week I'm in the money now...I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              :laugh: :laugh: Damn a whole week I'm in the money now...I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??

              If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??

              Of course you do. Whadayah think, this is an amateur organization? You get 5% of every waitress's tips.

              “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                Mike Hankey wrote:

                I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??

                Of course you do. Whadayah think, this is an amateur organization? You get 5% of every waitress's tips.

                “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                Alright I'm in and you meant to say Tips not Ti*s right? :)

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Alright I'm in and you meant to say Tips not Ti*s right? :)

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                  That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.

                  “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                    That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.

                    “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                    Oakman wrote:

                    That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.

                    :laugh: :laugh: Hell I can't even coax em out anymore. :) Like the saying goes "I'm like an old dog chasing a car if I caught it I wouldn't remember what to do with it."

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      Oakman wrote:

                      That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.

                      :laugh: :laugh: Hell I can't even coax em out anymore. :) Like the saying goes "I'm like an old dog chasing a car if I caught it I wouldn't remember what to do with it."

                      If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                      Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching. ;)

                      “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                        Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching. ;)

                        “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                        Oakman wrote:

                        Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching.

                        Ditto and Yes

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'

                          If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                          lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)

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                            lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)

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                            Hadn't heard that one in a while.

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'

                              If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^] [My Site]

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                              :laugh:

                              Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)

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                                :laugh:

                                Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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