A blonde orders a beer.
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The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'
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ba-da-boomp! {cymbal crash}
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Thank you...Thank you very much. (Best Elvis impression ala Andy Kaufman)
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Thank you...Thank you very much. (Best Elvis impression ala Andy Kaufman)
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"He'll be here all week folks, come back and bring your friends! And don't forget to tip your waitress."
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
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"He'll be here all week folks, come back and bring your friends! And don't forget to tip your waitress."
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
:laugh: :laugh: Damn a whole week I'm in the money now...I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??
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:laugh: :laugh: Damn a whole week I'm in the money now...I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??
Of course you do. Whadayah think, this is an amateur organization? You get 5% of every waitress's tips.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I do get paid right?? right?? You still there??
Of course you do. Whadayah think, this is an amateur organization? You get 5% of every waitress's tips.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken
Alright I'm in and you meant to say Tips not Ti*s right? :)
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Alright I'm in and you meant to say Tips not Ti*s right? :)
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That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.
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That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.
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Oakman wrote:
That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.
:laugh: :laugh: Hell I can't even coax em out anymore. :) Like the saying goes "I'm like an old dog chasing a car if I caught it I wouldn't remember what to do with it."
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Oakman wrote:
That's a fringe benefit and you know you can't negotiate for those anymore.
:laugh: :laugh: Hell I can't even coax em out anymore. :) Like the saying goes "I'm like an old dog chasing a car if I caught it I wouldn't remember what to do with it."
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Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching. ;)
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Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching. ;)
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Oakman wrote:
Having been married three times, let me assure you - it's a lot more fun chasing than catching.
Ditto and Yes
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The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'
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lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)
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lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)
Hadn't heard that one in a while.
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The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him! He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?' 'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'
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lick her in the front, poker in the rear. :)
