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  • S swjam

    A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around. The barman says, "What are you doing?" The blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

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    OriginalGriff
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    Yep: its a bad joke.

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      Yep: its a bad joke.

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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      swjam
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      Thanks, I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

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      • S swjam

        A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around. The barman says, "What are you doing?" The blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

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        Lost User
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        Bad joke and very old one too.

        Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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          Thanks, I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

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          OriginalGriff
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          I can tell you where it is calibrated at the moment: zero or thereabouts. :laugh:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I can tell you where it is calibrated at the moment: zero or thereabouts. :laugh:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            Lost User
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            :laugh:

            Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I can tell you where it is calibrated at the moment: zero or thereabouts. :laugh:

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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              swjam
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              Thanks, now I know where I'm at. :-O :)

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              • S swjam

                Thanks, now I know where I'm at. :-O :)

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                OriginalGriff
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                But do you know where your towel is?

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  But do you know where your towel is?

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                  swjam
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                  Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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                  • S swjam

                    Thanks, I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

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                    swjam wrote:

                    I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

                    Might I suggest that you try a demi-reboot? i.e. switch it off and leave it off.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • S swjam

                      Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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                      Graham Shanks
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                      swjam wrote:

                      Sorry I don't get the idiom

                      That's OK - just don't panic

                      Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                      • S swjam

                        Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        As Graham says, don't panic. Towel Day[^]

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • G Graham Shanks

                          swjam wrote:

                          Sorry I don't get the idiom

                          That's OK - just don't panic

                          Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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                          swjam
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                          thanks for the in-my-face clue. =)

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            As Graham says, don't panic. Towel Day[^]

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                            swjam
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                            i learn something new everyday. and hey i'd like to think i got me towel with me.

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                            • S swjam

                              i learn something new everyday. and hey i'd like to think i got me towel with me.

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              You will be hoopy in no time! :laugh:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                swjam wrote:

                                I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

                                Might I suggest that you try a demi-reboot? i.e. switch it off and leave it off.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                swjam
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                                it doesn't read as if you're joking so, pretty harsh don't you think? i know people who cope because of their sense of humor.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  You will be hoopy in no time! :laugh:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                  swjam
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                                  I was hitching the "Another [Blank] <Verb>!" band wagon too if you noticed.

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                                  • S swjam

                                    I was hitching the "Another [Blank] <Verb>!" band wagon too if you noticed.

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Yep.

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • S swjam

                                      A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around. The barman says, "What are you doing?" The blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

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                                      How does a blind parachutist know he is getting close to the ground? The dog's lead goes slack.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      • S swjam

                                        it doesn't read as if you're joking so, pretty harsh don't you think? i know people who cope because of their sense of humor.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        swjam wrote:

                                        it doesn't read as if you're joking so

                                        Good grief. Anyone got a length of two-by-four I can borrow?

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          swjam wrote:

                                          it doesn't read as if you're joking so

                                          Good grief. Anyone got a length of two-by-four I can borrow?

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          swjam
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                                          take it easy, it's good for your health.

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