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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    But do you know where your towel is?

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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    swjam
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    Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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    • S swjam

      Thanks, I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      swjam wrote:

      I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

      Might I suggest that you try a demi-reboot? i.e. switch it off and leave it off.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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        Graham Shanks
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        swjam wrote:

        Sorry I don't get the idiom

        That's OK - just don't panic

        Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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          Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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          OriginalGriff
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          As Graham says, don't panic. Towel Day[^]

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            swjam wrote:

            Sorry I don't get the idiom

            That's OK - just don't panic

            Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

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            swjam
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            thanks for the in-my-face clue. =)

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              As Graham says, don't panic. Towel Day[^]

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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              swjam
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              i learn something new everyday. and hey i'd like to think i got me towel with me.

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                i learn something new everyday. and hey i'd like to think i got me towel with me.

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                OriginalGriff
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                You will be hoopy in no time! :laugh:

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  swjam wrote:

                  I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

                  Might I suggest that you try a demi-reboot? i.e. switch it off and leave it off.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  swjam
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                  it doesn't read as if you're joking so, pretty harsh don't you think? i know people who cope because of their sense of humor.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    You will be hoopy in no time! :laugh:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    swjam
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                    I was hitching the "Another [Blank] <Verb>!" band wagon too if you noticed.

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                      I was hitching the "Another [Blank] <Verb>!" band wagon too if you noticed.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Yep.

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • S swjam

                        A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around. The barman says, "What are you doing?" The blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

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                        How does a blind parachutist know he is getting close to the ground? The dog's lead goes slack.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        • S swjam

                          it doesn't read as if you're joking so, pretty harsh don't you think? i know people who cope because of their sense of humor.

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          swjam wrote:

                          it doesn't read as if you're joking so

                          Good grief. Anyone got a length of two-by-four I can borrow?

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            swjam wrote:

                            it doesn't read as if you're joking so

                            Good grief. Anyone got a length of two-by-four I can borrow?

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            swjam
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                            take it easy, it's good for your health.

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                              take it easy, it's good for your health.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              ??? OK, look, we're kinda playing in different leagues, here, so let's just say you won, and quit now.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                ??? OK, look, we're kinda playing in different leagues, here, so let's just say you won, and quit now.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                swjam
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                                i didn't realize it was a competition, i thought it was about chillin being it's the lounge. and i didn't realize there are different leagues here too.

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                                  i didn't realize it was a competition, i thought it was about chillin being it's the lounge. and i didn't realize there are different leagues here too.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  swjam wrote:

                                  i didn't realize it was a competition

                                  Which is why you down-voted my postings, is it?

                                  swjam wrote:

                                  i thought it was about chillin being it's the lounge.

                                  You'll need a sense of humour for that, which you're quite obviously lacking. How old are you, by the way? I'm guessing early teens.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    swjam wrote:

                                    i didn't realize it was a competition

                                    Which is why you down-voted my postings, is it?

                                    swjam wrote:

                                    i thought it was about chillin being it's the lounge.

                                    You'll need a sense of humour for that, which you're quite obviously lacking. How old are you, by the way? I'm guessing early teens.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    swjam
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                                    dude i'm just winding you up. don't get too worked up by a stranger. take it easy!:rose: :-D

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                                      dude i'm just winding you up. don't get too worked up by a stranger. take it easy!:rose: :-D

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Only a troll thinks he's winding people up. I've been on the net a long time. Trolls don't wind me up -- I just keep them busy, so they can't annoy other people.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        Only a troll thinks he's winding people up. I've been on the net a long time. Trolls don't wind me up -- I just keep them busy, so they can't annoy other people.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        swjam
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                                        Think what you will then.

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