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You should say and then we can carpet-bomb him! (he said childishly)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Thanks Dave! for letting me fuck that other guy.
FTFY ;)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Thank goodness for Duracell.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...
Bwahahahaha... I just about spat coffee then!!
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I think I realized that at that very moment that I was having sex, and that I wasn't going to be a virgin anymore, so I freaked out and started crying.
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...
bloody brilliant.
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You are and have always been a good sport. +5
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I think I realized that at that very moment that I was having sex, and that I wasn't going to be a virgin anymore, so I freaked out and started crying.
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
Ramalinga Koushik wrote:
at that very moment that I was having sex, and that I wasn't going to be a virgin anymore
Oxymoron???
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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You are and have always been a good sport. +5
dingalingaling dingalingaling "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant! And I'm gonna jump out the window!" "Say, you are a good sport, aren't ya, Jane?" -George Carlin (See? I attribute my non-original posts, now. :) )
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dingalingaling dingalingaling "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant! And I'm gonna jump out the window!" "Say, you are a good sport, aren't ya, Jane?" -George Carlin (See? I attribute my non-original posts, now. :) )
There is water at the bottom of the ocean. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians. :) :thumbsup:
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Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians. :) :thumbsup:
Slacker007 wrote:
Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians.
The conjunction of "Dave" and "Good Sport" immediately made this pop into my head. Oddly enough, my wife just discovered George Carlin. One of the benefits of marrying a younger woman from a foreign country. You get to relive all the really cool stuff. :-D Last night, I introduced her to ZZ Top.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
"Damn, it was a great dream..........useless Dave" *Dave sleeping deep :zzz: next to her*
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Thanks Dave! For the BJOTD!
Same as us? ;P :laugh:
It's an OO world.
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Slacker007 wrote:
Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians.
The conjunction of "Dave" and "Good Sport" immediately made this pop into my head. Oddly enough, my wife just discovered George Carlin. One of the benefits of marrying a younger woman from a foreign country. You get to relive all the really cool stuff. :-D Last night, I introduced her to ZZ Top.
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GenJerDan wrote:
I introduced her to ZZ Top
She's got legs, and knows how to use them? Or is she going crazy over a sharp dressed man?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?
Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...
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