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  • L Lost User

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?

    Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...

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    Slacker007
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    bloody brilliant.

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      Even though I am the butt of this particular joke, a 5 is awarded! :)

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      You are and have always been a good sport. +5

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        I think I realized that at that very moment that I was having sex, and that I wasn't going to be a virgin anymore, so I freaked out and started crying.

        Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        Ramalinga Koushik wrote:

        at that very moment that I was having sex, and that I wasn't going to be a virgin anymore

        Oxymoron???

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life? Thanks Dave!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Lost User
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          Don't you mean "gunks dade"?

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          • S Slacker007

            You are and have always been a good sport. +5

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            dingalingaling dingalingaling "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant! And I'm gonna jump out the window!" "Say, you are a good sport, aren't ya, Jane?" -George Carlin (See? I attribute my non-original posts, now. :) )

            There is water at the bottom of the ocean. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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              dingalingaling dingalingaling "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant! And I'm gonna jump out the window!" "Say, you are a good sport, aren't ya, Jane?" -George Carlin (See? I attribute my non-original posts, now. :) )

              There is water at the bottom of the ocean. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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              Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians. :) :thumbsup:

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                Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians. :) :thumbsup:

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                GenJerDan
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                Slacker007 wrote:

                Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians.

                The conjunction of "Dave" and "Good Sport" immediately made this pop into my head. Oddly enough, my wife just discovered George Carlin. One of the benefits of marrying a younger woman from a foreign country. You get to relive all the really cool stuff. :-D Last night, I introduced her to ZZ Top.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life? Thanks Dave!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  thatraja
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?

                  "Damn, it was a great dream..........useless Dave" *Dave sleeping deep :zzz: next to her*

                  thatraja


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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life? Thanks Dave!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?

                    Thanks Dave! For the BJOTD!

                    Same as us? ;P :laugh:

                    It's an OO world.

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                      Slacker007 wrote:

                      Well, at least you attributing your non-original posts to one of the world's greatest comedians.

                      The conjunction of "Dave" and "Good Sport" immediately made this pop into my head. Oddly enough, my wife just discovered George Carlin. One of the benefits of marrying a younger woman from a foreign country. You get to relive all the really cool stuff. :-D Last night, I introduced her to ZZ Top.

                      There is water at the bottom of the ocean. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                      GenJerDan wrote:

                      I introduced her to ZZ Top

                      She's got legs, and knows how to use them? Or is she going crazy over a sharp dressed man?

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                      • L Lost User

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life?

                        Shit, Dave, you're home early, I can explain, it's not what it looks like...

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                        Lost User
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                        Brilliant. My 5 too

                        Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          What does a woman say after 14 hours of the greatest sex of her life? Thanks Dave!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Lost User
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                          You are trying to win the JSOC award for humility and modesty this week? :)

                          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011

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