What I want from a consumer appliances website
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
How about a desk fan they're more Eco friendly? ;)
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How about a desk fan they're more Eco friendly? ;)
The summer is getting harsh here. Eco-friendliness can wait until the end of summer. :)
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world
Sounds like I Am Learning's posts...
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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How about a desk fan they're more Eco friendly? ;)
How about a blonde babe bearing bodacious breast frantically fanning faster and faster, sweaping sweat swiftly softly swooning at your every word? That's even more eco-friendly (and she's re-usable).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world
Sounds like I Am Learning's posts...
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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How about a blonde babe bearing bodacious breast frantically fanning faster and faster, sweaping sweat swiftly softly swooning at your every word? That's even more eco-friendly (and she's re-usable).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I can think of a few uses, myself...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Dont underestimate my stuff wiz.I dont claim brilliant technology.I claim common sense and simple intelligence.!.Ofcourse you need to have decent eyes for that or u need some 3D Glasses.
I-am-Learning wrote:
I claim ... simple intelligence
Perhaps you want to rephrase that... Or perhaps you don't! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Dont underestimate my stuff wiz.I dont claim brilliant technology.I claim common sense and simple intelligence.!.Ofcourse you need to have decent eyes for that or u need some 3D Glasses.
I-am-Learning wrote:
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Watch it with those emoticons. The Lounge is supposed to be KSS.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385
Is it the bag-less model? :-D
modified on Tuesday, March 22, 2011 4:24 PM
Nah, the bagless version is OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385-Gold-Pro-Enterprise-TeamEdition
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I-am-Learning wrote:
I claim ... simple intelligence
Perhaps you want to rephrase that... Or perhaps you don't! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
constructive ambiguity is getting popular again... :)
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Dont underestimate my stuff wiz.I dont claim brilliant technology.I claim common sense and simple intelligence.!.Ofcourse you need to have decent eyes for that or u need some 3D Glasses.
Sorry if that sounded mean spirited. I wish you the best of luck and will keep trying to help when I can.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson
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I-am-Learning wrote:
I claim ... simple intelligence
Perhaps you want to rephrase that... Or perhaps you don't! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385
if it is the matching emoticon you want, you need to surround it with semi-colons. example: :breeze:
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no Re-phrasing.I really havn't cracked ny big tech stuff. Data in data out. smart data in -smart data out.- that's all. Now u guys make me sound as i was claiming i managed nuclear fusion.
Believe me, none of us think you capable of managing nuclear fusion.
"People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." Eric Hoffer "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" John Scalzi
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I want to buy an air conditioner, and since I've had good experience with Panasonic units in the past, I am strolling through Panasonic India website. All I see there is marketing bullshit with a lot of nonsensical writing accompanied by stupid pictures of air conditioners sweeping blue coloured air all around it like a swirling hurricane. The contents in their website try hard to convince me how awesome their technology is, and how they've broken new grounds and how they will capture this world with their air conditioners. I want a frockin' button on their website, which would just show me the product specifications and price, for the fact that nothing else matters. But, there's no way to find it. So, I've to remember the model numbers that I'm interested in (like OMGLOL-KA-MEGA-AWSUM-DOUCHE4385) and call up their customer care or a showroom find out the price of each model. No, thanks. So, it's either a Hitachi or Samsung now. They're both equally good as well (Hitachi being slightly better, in fact), and have straightforward, useful information on their websites.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
show me the product specifications and price
That's precisely what I want from every website. If I have to talk to a salesman, or request a quote from your site, you've lost the sale. Period. If I have time to chat with a pitchman or wait for someone to get around to answering an email RFQ, I wouldn't be shopping on the web, and you have no business being there. I know that prices vary, and I don't expect them to be perfectly accurate, but you'd damned well better show me typical pricing if you want me to spend two seconds on your product page.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Believe me, none of us think you capable of managing nuclear fusion.
"People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." Eric Hoffer "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" John Scalzi
I dont care wht you think or what you dont.I publicly apologised to you in the forum,so that still conveys to me tht i am sane. I dont claim to be too good , but i think i have a different view point. we cant manage small simple thing s yet - why go all the way to nuclear fusion? genius doesn't always last,perseverance does.
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I can think of a few uses, myself...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
John Bobbit comes to mind...
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I dont care wht you think or what you dont.I publicly apologised to you in the forum,so that still conveys to me tht i am sane. I dont claim to be too good , but i think i have a different view point. we cant manage small simple thing s yet - why go all the way to nuclear fusion? genius doesn't always last,perseverance does.
I-am-Learning wrote:
we cant manage small simple thing s yet
Speak for youself. I have no trouble with lots of small things, simple things, large things, complex things. My biggest failing is in my inability to understand women.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
