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  • M moon_stick

    Isn't it one of those words where it can be spelt both ways like cancelled / canceled?

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    Rajesh R Subramanian
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    moon_stick wrote:

    Isn't it one of those words where it can be spelt both ways like cancelled / canceled?

    Yes, but again it's Cancelled in British English. The US variation has one less L.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English

      You've been to the southern US, then... :)

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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      Mike Hankey
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      We don't have a problem here in the Southern U.S. We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now.

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      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

        Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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        OriginalGriff
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        If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

          moon_stick wrote:

          Isn't it one of those words where it can be spelt both ways like cancelled / canceled?

          Yes, but again it's Cancelled in British English. The US variation has one less L.

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

          British English

          Or, to give it it's correct name, English. The clue is in the name. English comes from England. Any other variation should be prefixed, US English, Australian English, etc. But English is English!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            Johnny J
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            The same in "normal" English (a/an)... (Or rather the other way around)

            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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            Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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            Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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              Simon_Whale
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              Ah who stepped on Dave? who was using Inglish rong?

              As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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              • C Chris Losinger

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English

                and yet, "travel" is a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of a French word.

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                Dalek Dave
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                Indeed, but English is the standard, and many foreign words have been absorbed into it. However, the pronunciation, treatment and usage is idiomatically English.

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                  The same in "normal" English (a/an)... (Or rather the other way around)

                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                  Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                  -----
                  Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                  • C Colin Rae

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    mispell

                    Oh the irony!!!

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Guilty as charged, your honour, I shall berate myself for that!

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                      Johnny J
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                      True - Nobody's perfect... :sigh:

                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                      Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                      Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Indeed, but English is the standard, and many foreign words have been absorbed into it. However, the pronunciation, treatment and usage is idiomatically English.

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                        Chris Losinger
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Indeed, but English is the standard

                        says who?

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          We don't have a problem here in the Southern U.S. We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now.

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                          Tom Delany
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                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                          We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

                          Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

                          WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                            The same in "normal" English (a/an)... (Or rather the other way around)

                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                            -----
                            Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
                            -----
                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                            -----
                            Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, 1924

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                            Cymru : Wales Croeso i Gymru : Welcome to Wales. It's more like saying "A Gelephant" rather than "An Elephant". "Elephant" you could still look up in a English dictionary... You won't find "Gymru" in any Welsh dictionary, just Cymru and then it's mutations, including Gymru!

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Initial mutations make Celtic languages entertaining!

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                                Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                                Tom Delany
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                who speak a hybridised, bastardised hybridized, bastardized

                                FTFY

                                WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                • T Tom Delany

                                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                                  We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

                                  Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

                                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

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                                  • T Tom Delany

                                    Mike Hankey wrote:

                                    We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

                                    Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

                                    WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    don't need shoes to mosie...

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                      Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      I think this thread has gotten out of hand.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      • C Chris Losinger

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Indeed, but English is the standard

                                        says who?

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

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                                        • R realJSOP

                                          I think this thread has gotten out of hand.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Arrrrgghhhh!!!!! :)

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