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  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

    A title usually uses "Title Case". :)

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    Paul Watson
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    It's a subject, not a title. :P

    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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    • P Paul Watson

      It's a subject, not a title. :P

      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      That's subjective. :)

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      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

        That's subjective. :)

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        Paul Watson
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        Actually it is prescriptive. The input is labelled "Subject:". *ducks*

        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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        • J Johnny J

          At least they don't write "travveled" :)

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          Lost User
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          Oh yes they do! Pick up any newspaper, magazine, CV, or better still your five year old's latest school report and see how badly the "English" spell their own language.

          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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          • P Paul Watson

            Actually it is prescriptive. The input is labelled "Subject:". *ducks*

            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Okay, you win this title. I'll get you the next round.

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            • F fjdiewornncalwe

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English

              You've been to the southern US, then... :)

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              Lost User
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              No, probably just to Harlow.

              I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                crocks256
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                ahhh you speak of panglish? (Sorry watched a repeat of QI yesterday)

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                • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                  Er..yes and no Banana, if it followed "regular" English rules would be pronounced Baenaenah instead of Bahnahnah

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                  Lost User
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                  What, like: canal, Panama, manatee, sanatorium, tanager ...

                  I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    Repeat after me: "c, p, t changes to g, b, d; d, b, g changes to double-d, f, dim". I still remember that from more than 50 years ago. But I never knew why Ceri Ellis didn't start with t, p, c. Weird innit?

                    I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                      British English

                      Or, to give it it's correct name, English. The clue is in the name. English comes from England. Any other variation should be prefixed, US English, Australian English, etc. But English is English!

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                      Like The FA.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                        " In American English, the rule is that a single final consonant preceded by a single vowel in a two-syllable word is doubled only if the stress falls on the second syllable - hence, "traveled," "marveled," and "canceled" but "forbidden," "deferred," and "referred." There is at least one exception: "kidnaped" can be spelled "kidnapped" because "kidnaped" looks as though the "a" should be pronounced long." BE: jewel, jeweller, jewelled, jewellery AE: jewel, jeweler, jeweled, jewelry (Stolen from websites yapping about spelling.) BE/AE differences can be fun. Saw some comments on a news article on an American website where the posters were chiding the author because of spelling errors. To me, it looked like the author was either British or the spellcheck was set to BE, not the author was illiterate. :laugh:

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          Lost User
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                          Hardly surprising though seeing as how the only point of Welsh as a language is to annoy and confuse the English. Something it is very good at.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            I had an unending argument with my English teacher, for three years, that it should be a hotel unless we pronounce it 'otel. She insisted it was the way is is because that's how it should be.

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                            • L Lost User

                              What, like: canal, Panama, manatee, sanatorium, tanager ...

                              I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              yep

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                              • J Joe Simes

                                Tom Delany wrote:

                                Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                                Back in the day I wouldn't mind playin' with Ellie May's critters any ol' place! :-D

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                                Tom Delany
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                                Joe Simes wrote:

                                Back in the day I wouldn't mind playin' with Ellie May's critters any ol' place!

                                Yeah. Too bad she did not age very well (unlike us of course :-\ )...

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Hardly surprising though seeing as how the only point of Welsh as a language is to annoy and confuse the English. Something it is very good at.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                  Joe Simes
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                                  I've heard tell that the Welsh curse in English so when you are in a pub you know they are talking about you! :-D

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                                    Repeat after me: "c, p, t changes to g, b, d; d, b, g changes to double-d, f, dim". I still remember that from more than 50 years ago. But I never knew why Ceri Ellis didn't start with t, p, c. Weird innit?

                                    I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Or why Tacsi (Taxi) isn't pronounced with a "j" on the end, like Siapan (Japan) (Don't tell anyone, but I think all the Welsh spelling was done by a six-year-old) :laugh:

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                      moon_stick wrote:

                                      Isn't it one of those words where it can be spelt both ways like cancelled / canceled?

                                      Yes, but again it's Cancelled in British English. The US variation has one less L.

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                      The US variation has one less L.

                                      We're more efficient. In every case I can think of where American English differs from British English we have dropped a redundant letter.

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                                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                        Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                                        Joe Woodbury
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                                        All languages have their quirks. Try conjugating many verbs in Spanish (there's a reason that have reference books for this. Then there is the whole 'b', 'v' thing.)

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                                          Roger Wright
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                                          The rule I was taught in school was that, if a word ends in a single consonant and is to be be modified by adding 'ed' or 'ing', the consonant is doubled. In recent years I've found this rule to be ignored by humans and machines alike. For shame... :sigh:

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