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  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

    Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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    Slacker007
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    Then it must suck for you to live in the U.S. since our bastardized language offends you. ;)

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    • T Tom Delany

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

      Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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      Tom Delany wrote:

      Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

      Better her critters then someone else's critters.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

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        Soulus83
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        Woow! Too many times I've seen announcements in some establishments like :"Se habla español" XD But well, what do they really own that's not imported (and then hybridized and bastardized ;P ) from another country?

        "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Guilty as charged, your honour, I shall berate myself for that!

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          Slacker007
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          50 lashings for you then off to bed you go. :)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Slacker007
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            English is not an official language in the USA!

            you are right. the official language of the U.S. is Spanglish. It doesn't get any better than that. :laugh:

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            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

              Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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              Paul Watson
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              *The* English *l*anguage *s*ucks.

              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                Dan Neely
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                "A European" is only confusing if you forget the rule is first sound, not first character. Hotel, Honor, etc only cause confusion because some accents have the h silent and others do not. :rolleyes:

                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                  Er..yes and no Banana, if it followed "regular" English rules would be pronounced Baenaenah instead of Bahnahnah

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    As usual, I'm talking about your bastard son. Glad to know the mother tongue has it sound.

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                    • T Tom Delany

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

                      Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                      Joe Simes
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                      Tom Delany wrote:

                      Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                      Back in the day I wouldn't mind playin' with Ellie May's critters any ol' place! :-D

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        *The* English *l*anguage *s*ucks.

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        A title usually uses "Title Case". :)

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                        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                          A title usually uses "Title Case". :)

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                          Paul Watson
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                          It's a subject, not a title. :P

                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                          • P Paul Watson

                            It's a subject, not a title. :P

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            That's subjective. :)

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                            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                              That's subjective. :)

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                              Paul Watson
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                              Actually it is prescriptive. The input is labelled "Subject:". *ducks*

                              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                              • J Johnny J

                                At least they don't write "travveled" :)

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                                Lost User
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                                Oh yes they do! Pick up any newspaper, magazine, CV, or better still your five year old's latest school report and see how badly the "English" spell their own language.

                                I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                                • F fjdiewornncalwe

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English

                                  You've been to the southern US, then... :)

                                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  No, probably just to Harlow.

                                  I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    Actually it is prescriptive. The input is labelled "Subject:". *ducks*

                                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Okay, you win this title. I'll get you the next round.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                                      crocks256
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                                      ahhh you speak of panglish? (Sorry watched a repeat of QI yesterday)

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                                      • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                        Er..yes and no Banana, if it followed "regular" English rules would be pronounced Baenaenah instead of Bahnahnah

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        Lost User
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                                        What, like: canal, Panama, manatee, sanatorium, tanager ...

                                        I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          If you think that's bad (and it is after all only an Americanism) try Welsh: the first letter of the word changes depending on the ending of the previous word in order to make it sound better. And be a lot harder to look up in any dictionary...

                                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Repeat after me: "c, p, t changes to g, b, d; d, b, g changes to double-d, f, dim". I still remember that from more than 50 years ago. But I never knew why Ceri Ellis didn't start with t, p, c. Weird innit?

                                          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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