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  • I Ian Shlasko

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    An Hotel

    Ahem... It's "A hotel". We pronounce our H's here in the States :)

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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    hairy_hats
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    We don't say An Hotel in the UK either (unless we want to sound like an outdated, upper-class prat).

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

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      Tom Delany
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

      Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

        Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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        Gregory Gadow
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        The rule that I remember from early grade school is that the final consonant is doubled if the word is longer than three letters and ends with consonant, vowel consonant. So as Dave pointed out, travel -> travelled. The few exceptions I can think of involve a final y, which is not considered a consonant for the purpose of this rule.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

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          Chris Losinger
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language.

          but how many say that British English is their official language ?

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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            Slacker007
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            :laugh: :laugh:

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            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

              Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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              Slacker007
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              Then it must suck for you to live in the U.S. since our bastardized language offends you. ;)

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

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                Soulus83
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                Woow! Too many times I've seen announcements in some establishments like :"Se habla español" XD But well, what do they really own that's not imported (and then hybridized and bastardized ;P ) from another country?

                "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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                • T Tom Delany

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

                  Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                  Slacker007
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                  Tom Delany wrote:

                  Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                  Better her critters then someone else's critters.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Guilty as charged, your honour, I shall berate myself for that!

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                    Slacker007
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                    50 lashings for you then off to bed you go. :)

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Slacker007
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      English is not an official language in the USA!

                      you are right. the official language of the U.S. is Spanglish. It doesn't get any better than that. :laugh:

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                        Paul Watson
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                        *The* English *l*anguage *s*ucks.

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                          Dan Neely
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                          "A European" is only confusing if you forget the rule is first sound, not first character. Hotel, Honor, etc only cause confusion because some accents have the h silent and others do not. :rolleyes:

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                            Er..yes and no Banana, if it followed "regular" English rules would be pronounced Baenaenah instead of Bahnahnah

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              As usual, I'm talking about your bastard son. Glad to know the mother tongue has it sound.

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                              • T Tom Delany

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

                                Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                                WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                Joe Simes
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                                Tom Delany wrote:

                                Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                                Back in the day I wouldn't mind playin' with Ellie May's critters any ol' place! :-D

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                                  *The* English *l*anguage *s*ucks.

                                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                  A title usually uses "Title Case". :)

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                                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                    A title usually uses "Title Case". :)

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                                    Paul Watson
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                                    It's a subject, not a title. :P

                                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                    • P Paul Watson

                                      It's a subject, not a title. :P

                                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                      That's subjective. :)

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                                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                        That's subjective. :)

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                                        Paul Watson
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                                        Actually it is prescriptive. The input is labelled "Subject:". *ducks*

                                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          At least they don't write "travveled" :)

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Oh yes they do! Pick up any newspaper, magazine, CV, or better still your five year old's latest school report and see how badly the "English" spell their own language.

                                          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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