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  • T Tom Delany

    Mike Hankey wrote:

    We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

    Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

    WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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    realJSOP
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    don't need shoes to mosie...

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

      Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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      I think this thread has gotten out of hand.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      • C Chris Losinger

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Indeed, but English is the standard

        says who?

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        Dalek Dave
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        Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          I think this thread has gotten out of hand.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Dalek Dave
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          Arrrrgghhhh!!!!! :)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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            hairy_hats
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            A European

            That's because European is pronounced with an initial "Yer" sound. If it was pronounced with an initial vowel instead of a Y it'd be An European. The spelling hasn't kept pace with the pronunciation.

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            • T Tom Delany

              Mike Hankey wrote:

              We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

              Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

              WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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              Gonzoox
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              LOL, I live in the south and for a second I read this with the voice of someone I know, y'all know whatta mean

              I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Cymru : Wales Croeso i Gymru : Welcome to Wales. It's more like saying "A Gelephant" rather than "An Elephant". "Elephant" you could still look up in a English dictionary... You won't find "Gymru" in any Welsh dictionary, just Cymru and then it's mutations, including Gymru!

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                Johnny J
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                I didn't mean it works in exactly the same way - just that the basic idea is the same and thus not unique for Welsh (Loved her movies by the way :) ). But I get your point... ;)

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                • T Tom Delany

                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  We got in the Pick-up and went Over Yonder but we're back now

                  Was that y'all over that a way? I woulda hollered at ya, but I reckon I didn't know it was y'all since y'all had yer shoes on and all.

                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  We warnt thar long, took the dogs out and got us a couple a critters and drank a little shine. I got a par a shoes from my cousin couple years back but I only war em to church.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    An Hotel A European Hmmm...Not always the case is it.

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                    Ian Shlasko
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    An Hotel

                    Ahem... It's "A hotel". We pronounce our H's here in the States :)

                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      An Hotel

                      Ahem... It's "A hotel". We pronounce our H's here in the States :)

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                      hairy_hats
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                      We don't say An Hotel in the UK either (unless we want to sound like an outdated, upper-class prat).

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

                        Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                        WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                          Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                          Gregory Gadow
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                          The rule that I remember from early grade school is that the final consonant is doubled if the word is longer than three letters and ends with consonant, vowel consonant. So as Dave pointed out, travel -> travelled. The few exceptions I can think of involve a final y, which is not considered a consonant for the purpose of this rule.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Chris Losinger
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language.

                            but how many say that British English is their official language ?

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Er...no. In English it is Travelled. Some foreigners, who speak a hybridised, bastardised and almost incoherent variation of English, do tend to mispell words, but the English, whose language it is, would never spell travelled with one L! Hope that helps.

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                              Slacker007
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                              :laugh: :laugh:

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                              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                                Then it must suck for you to live in the U.S. since our bastardized language offends you. ;)

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                                • T Tom Delany

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Did you bring back Critters and Varmints?

                                  Yassir. Theys some big varmints in these here parts.. EDIT: Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                  Slacker007
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                                  Tom Delany wrote:

                                  Ellie Mae's playin' with her critters down by the cement pond.

                                  Better her critters then someone else's critters.

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Soulus83
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                                    Woow! Too many times I've seen announcements in some establishments like :"Se habla español" XD But well, what do they really own that's not imported (and then hybridized and bastardized ;P ) from another country?

                                    "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Guilty as charged, your honour, I shall berate myself for that!

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                                      Slacker007
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                                      50 lashings for you then off to bed you go. :)

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Says all those countries in the world that use English as an official language. Although, to be fair, English is not an official language in the USA!

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                        Slacker007
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        English is not an official language in the USA!

                                        you are right. the official language of the U.S. is Spanglish. It doesn't get any better than that. :laugh:

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                                        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                          Occur/Occurred Travel/Traveled :sigh:

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                                          Paul Watson
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                                          *The* English *l*anguage *s*ucks.

                                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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