So, picked a friend up for hospital today...
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Chris Meech wrote:
Does it need re-sharpening?
I guess not, it is made with cutting-edge technology.
That's a sharp observation. /ravi
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...he was mowing the lawn and heard a rattle. He bent down a grasped it by the side to turn it over... ...and cut two fingers off. :laugh: The ends are now pinned back on, and some skin grafts have taken care of the missing bits. Its almost Darwin Award material this! :) What a dick!
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
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That's a sharp observation. /ravi
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...he was mowing the lawn and heard a rattle. He bent down a grasped it by the side to turn it over... ...and cut two fingers off. :laugh: The ends are now pinned back on, and some skin grafts have taken care of the missing bits. Its almost Darwin Award material this! :) What a dick!
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
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There should be a lawn about jokes like this!
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I don't think it stands much of a chance; that lawn would be mowed down. /ravi
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now that just sounds painful. one question though. ok i get everything was crushed pretty much but how did his dang skull make it through without crushing?I mean a 5 inch hole. that would be a tiny dang head to get through that in one piece.
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...he was mowing the lawn and heard a rattle. He bent down a grasped it by the side to turn it over... ...and cut two fingers off. :laugh: The ends are now pinned back on, and some skin grafts have taken care of the missing bits. Its almost Darwin Award material this! :) What a dick!
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
He obviously did not read the sign on the mower telling him not to put hands or feet under the mower. Some guy tried to mow his hedge and after cutting his fingers off sued and won. Thus the note that use to say feet now says hands and feet.
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He obviously did not read the sign on the mower telling him not to put hands or feet under the mower. Some guy tried to mow his hedge and after cutting his fingers off sued and won. Thus the note that use to say feet now says hands and feet.
Sad how people can sue and win because of their stupidity...any one have an idea that I can be stupid at so I can retire? (Besides posting on here!)
I have nothing more to say.
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now that just sounds painful. one question though. ok i get everything was crushed pretty much but how did his dang skull make it through without crushing?I mean a 5 inch hole. that would be a tiny dang head to get through that in one piece.
The guys head went through a larger gap, but from toes to shoulders got crushed.
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Sad how people can sue and win because of their stupidity...any one have an idea that I can be stupid at so I can retire? (Besides posting on here!)
I have nothing more to say.
twohowlingdogs wrote:
any one have an idea that I can be stupid at
Clean out your ears with a sharpened pencil. You may possibly sue both the pencil and the sharpener manufacturer. :) LEGAL DISCLAIMER Do not attempt this at home on your own. Only a trained professional should be cleaning your ears.
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...he was mowing the lawn and heard a rattle. He bent down a grasped it by the side to turn it over... ...and cut two fingers off. :laugh: The ends are now pinned back on, and some skin grafts have taken care of the missing bits. Its almost Darwin Award material this! :) What a dick!
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
Reminds me of the time I got my finger stuck in a soda can... I thought I was gonna lose my finger for sure!
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Almost a bad a guy who I knew. He collected the autumn leave into a pile at the bottom of his garden. Dowsed the new formed pile with petrol and went back to the house to get the matches... When he eventually arrived to work, his face and hand were still rad with flash burns.
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Chris Meech wrote:
Does it need re-sharpening?
I guess not, it is made with cutting-edge technology.
The bleeding edge of lawn maintenance it seems.
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...he was mowing the lawn and heard a rattle. He bent down a grasped it by the side to turn it over... ...and cut two fingers off. :laugh: The ends are now pinned back on, and some skin grafts have taken care of the missing bits. Its almost Darwin Award material this! :) What a dick!
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
Until then (1979 - I was young and innocent ;P ), I thought Project Managers might have a (well-hidden) brain cell... One Monday morning, PM comes in on crutches, one foot swathed in huge bandages. Turns out he was mowing in bare feet, and pulled the mower back... :doh: Cheers, Peter
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