Office Dress Codes
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Johnny J. wrote:
Otherwise how could it be held up by such a small nail?
I almost spit up my coffee on that one. :laugh: :laugh:
Slacker007 wrote:
I almost spit up my coffee on that one.
OK, whatever floats your boat. But you don't have to share those details with us, you know? PS: Try a proper lube instead of coffee.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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So you're wearing your straitjacket on top of your t-shirt then??? Is that ok, dresscode-wise?
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I wear jeans, shorts, hawaian shirts, jeans with holes in, t shirts, hiking boots, biker boots, dont shave, put my feet up on the desk drink coffee and go for a fag when I like. I cant think why any code development env should be any different.
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
and you are a kernel developer to boot. It must be nice living up there.
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Yes, working all day with beautiful naked women would be nice but how much work would I really get done? :laugh:
Slacker007 wrote:
working all day with beautiful naked women would be nice
Doubt it. Some beautiful naked women seem to get less beautiful, the more you talk to them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Slacker007 wrote:
I am wearing my shirt outside my pants today
An office dress code in which you have to wear shirts inside your pants! What kind of workplace is it?
"Your code will never work, Luc's always will.", Richard MacCutchan[^]
d@nish wrote:
An office dress code in which you have to wear shirts inside your pants! What kind of workplace is it?
I'd have thought that the collar would chafe against your dangly bits.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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and you are a kernel developer to boot. It must be nice living up there.
Its just continental Europe. People are very relaxed here. :) (Should a kernel dev wear more formal clothes then?)
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
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Slacker007 wrote:
I almost spit up my coffee on that one.
OK, whatever floats your boat. But you don't have to share those details with us, you know? PS: Try a proper lube instead of coffee.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
PS: Try a proper lube instead of coffee.
I don't think your grasp of the English language is really that strong. What I said was not sexual in nature at all. However, the act of spitting stuff up out of one's mouth seems to make you think of things in the oral arena...very interesting...
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
PS: Try a proper lube instead of coffee.
I don't think your grasp of the English language is really that strong. What I said was not sexual in nature at all. However, the act of spitting stuff up out of one's mouth seems to make you think of things in the oral arena...very interesting...
You missed the joke icon. On a serious note though: My grasp of the English language may not be strong, but it is, in fact, much stronger when compared to the linguistic skills of an average American, and some Englishmen.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I think it is bothering my boss to no end that I am wearing my shirt outside my pants today (no clients today). He won't say anything to me about but I know he wants to. I can get away with it because I produce and I work very long hours most of the time. I'm very lucky this way but I won't push the boundaries. Now those of you who get to work from home in your pajamas and/or skivvies then my hats off to you. :)
Not too bothered other than will not wear a tie. Most of the people in the building wear suits and ties - I will not (such a rebel). No one has said a word and some of my colleagues have stopped wearing them. Hurrah for common sense! What sort of a moron wears a brightly colored napkin around their neck all day?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I think it is bothering my boss to no end that I am wearing my shirt outside my pants today (no clients today). He won't say anything to me about but I know he wants to. I can get away with it because I produce and I work very long hours most of the time. I'm very lucky this way but I won't push the boundaries. Now those of you who get to work from home in your pajamas and/or skivvies then my hats off to you. :)
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Not too bothered other than will not wear a tie. Most of the people in the building wear suits and ties - I will not (such a rebel). No one has said a word and some of my colleagues have stopped wearing them. Hurrah for common sense! What sort of a moron wears a brightly colored napkin around their neck all day?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Its just continental Europe. People are very relaxed here. :) (Should a kernel dev wear more formal clothes then?)
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, IPCC "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you here are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
fat_boy wrote:
People are very relaxed here.
I see that. :thumbsup:
fat_boy wrote:
Should a kernel dev wear more formal clothes then?
Not necessarily.
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You missed the joke icon. On a serious note though: My grasp of the English language may not be strong, but it is, in fact, much stronger when compared to the linguistic skills of an average American, and some Englishmen.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
You missed the joke icon.
My bad.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
but it is, in fact, much stronger when compared to the linguistic skills of an average American, and some Englishmen.
Good for you.
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Slacker007 wrote:
working all day with beautiful naked women would be nice
Doubt it. Some beautiful naked women seem to get less beautiful, the more you talk to them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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d@nish wrote:
An office dress code in which you have to wear shirts inside your pants! What kind of workplace is it?
I'd have thought that the collar would chafe against your dangly bits.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think it is bothering my boss to no end that I am wearing my shirt outside my pants today (no clients today). He won't say anything to me about but I know he wants to. I can get away with it because I produce and I work very long hours most of the time. I'm very lucky this way but I won't push the boundaries. Now those of you who get to work from home in your pajamas and/or skivvies then my hats off to you. :)
What irritates me about office dress codes is how when there is an official one, a certain gender will still show up in Capri's, flip-flops and t-shirts but everyone is too worried about a certain type of lawsuit to say anything.
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I think it is bothering my boss to no end that I am wearing my shirt outside my pants today (no clients today). He won't say anything to me about but I know he wants to. I can get away with it because I produce and I work very long hours most of the time. I'm very lucky this way but I won't push the boundaries. Now those of you who get to work from home in your pajamas and/or skivvies then my hats off to you. :)
I took off my shirt about an hour ago to let it dry (coffee accident). No strange looks yet (though I am wearing an undershirt). I once had a coworker who spent a little time at work one day wearing only his boxers.
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I took off my shirt about an hour ago to let it dry (coffee accident). No strange looks yet (though I am wearing an undershirt). I once had a coworker who spent a little time at work one day wearing only his boxers.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
I once had a coworker who spent a little time at work one day wearing only his boxers.
The craziest thing I ever saw was year's ago a very pretty girl came in to see her boyfriend and she was wearing a very, very shear sun dress with black panties and bra. All the guys in the office came up with excuses to wander over to her boyfriend's office to get a peek. Crazy but definitely a good crazy. :)
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You missed the joke icon. On a serious note though: My grasp of the English language may not be strong, but it is, in fact, much stronger when compared to the linguistic skills of an average American, and some Englishmen.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
My grasp of the English language may not be strong, but it is, in fact, much stronger when compared to the linguistic skills of an average American...
<Redneck>Hay, i can writs reel gud! My papy done tole me so!</Redneck> :D Flynn
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
I once had a coworker who spent a little time at work one day wearing only his boxers.
The craziest thing I ever saw was year's ago a very pretty girl came in to see her boyfriend and she was wearing a very, very shear sun dress with black panties and bra. All the guys in the office came up with excuses to wander over to her boyfriend's office to get a peek. Crazy but definitely a good crazy. :)
I know people who have worked for strip clubs making websites. They have some pretty crazy stories that go beyond just the lax dress code. ;)