Does your hard drive need defragmenting

[Nathan Swann]

http://fallenred.net/defraggle/[^] I wonder how many people have tried this... :~.

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[Dalek Dave]

Good Find, Nat. That earns 5 bonus points, although I wish it were more.

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[David1987]

It's not a coincidence that it's coming from Docktor Nårton, is it å is pronounced like o

[Smithers Jones]

:) :thumbsup:

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[Henry Minute]

Gotta get me a set of them thar 'datachisels'

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

[peterchen]

dirty toothbrush near disk heads makes me shudder physically.

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[Gregory Gadow]

I'll try this when I get home: the darn Fraggles have been driving me crazy with their ever so cheerful singing. I think I have a Dozer infestation on my motherboard, too.

[HimanshuJoshi]

:laugh:

[OriginalGriff]

Gregory.Gadow wrote:

I think I have a Dozer infestation on my motherboard, too.

Ooo, nasty. They only like it in warm places though, so remove your heatsink and fan and put them at the bottom of the garden, by a saucer of milk for a few days. That should get them out. Just don't hold any keys down while you are waiting - autorepeat tells the processor to "hurry up", and it might get warm enough to encourage them back.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Abhinav S]

Hey - you did not use the joke icon. I've gone up to step 9. Don't tell me its too late now?

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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[NormDroid]

"Let the disc stay on the speaker long enough to straighten out all "1's" and "0's" that has been misplaced and disorted. 10 minutes will do the trick!" Okayyyyy :)

Software Kinetics - The home of good software

[Tarun K S]

No you are quite close now. I have reached step 7. Now go on just 6 more steps remaining!

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[Guyverthree]

I wish i could apply these techniques to my brain sometimes. It gets so fragmented in there sometimes.

James Binary Warrior.

[Smithers Jones]

peterchen wrote:

dirty toothbrush near disk heads makes me shudder physically.

Dirty toothbrush near my teeth would make me shudder much more. :)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[peterchen]

It's a tie.

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[AspDotNetDev]

You can! All you need is a few screwdrivers and you should be in about the same shape as that HD.

Friedrich Nietzsche wrote (proof that trolls predate online forums):

These [philosophers] always become in the end [...], perhaps without being themselves aware of it, sophisticated vengeance-seekers and poison-brewers.