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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Elijah Bailey: The robot series couldn't be a film nowadays: he smokes a pipe! Robinette Broadhead: the Gateway/Heechee series. Would make good films, but probably not including the first book - way too much "mushy stuff". Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep... Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

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    Well done!

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    Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

    Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

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    Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

    Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

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      Well done!

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

      Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

      Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

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      Mixing SF and fantasy in books is fine: people who read books can cope. People who go to movies ... well, let's just say that Nicholas Cage is still working and leave it at that, eh? Donaldson I just don't get on with: it just seems as if he gets paid by the word, rather than by the story! :laugh:

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        ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point. Maybe convince George to do Left hand of Darkness or The Stars My destination or Starship Troopers or The Forever War (or each in turn) instead with the same resources.


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        John C wrote:

        ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point.

        George Lucas wasn't interested in making that kind of movie though. He wanted a romping adventure in space, which he figured technology would allow him to do. The original film was a nearly perfect execution in classic storytelling; the universe was still pretty shallow at that point, really, and it didn't matter. It was great fun. And I think George Lucas did know the difference between what he was doing and something like Left Hand of Darkness. Hell, he gave us THX-1138, which I would put way up there as good, hard core sci-fi, and in a completely different category than Star Wars. Most of the good sci-fi I've read is unfilmable, as it gets so complex that there's simply no way to do it justice. The Foundation or Robot series may be distilled down to some essential components, but I have zero faith that Hollywood would do them justice. (Hell, look at I, Robot.) Right now I'm reading (well, listening to) Pandora's Star and enjoying it immensely. It would be a catastrophe of a movie, it's a gigantic premise with so many interlocking parts that to leave anything out would turn it into something else completely. And I will once again go on record as saying I love Star Wars, including the prequels, though the prequels do frustrate me at times. I think they are actually a brilliant premise, but the execution fell short in places. Still, I enjoy them as the most expensive independent films ever made, and they are beautiful to look at. I keep hoping Lucas will do as he said he would and get back to some experimental projects (along the lines of THX-1138). I doubt that will happen now though.


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          Well done!

          OriginalGriff wrote:

          Thomas Covenant: Oh come on! Donaldson just puts me to sleep...

          Really? Well, maybe I'm just more of a fan of epic storylines... I've read through Wheel of Time three times so far... Covenant is my favorite Fantasy series.

          OriginalGriff wrote:

          Stile - do you mean Piers Anthony? Would make pretty good films, but you would confuse a lot of viewers with the SF/Fantasy world switching.

          Hopefully not TOO many viewers... Cause... um... the Guardians Saga (See my sig) mixes SF and Fantasy even moreso...

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          Donaldson has been mixed for me. I really liked the Mordant's need series, but it's a lot lighter. I liked the first and the 3rd Covenant trilogies. The second was really slow. The first was cheap therapy for me as an angst ridden teen, and I've been finishing it out of loyalty. What is getting me in the last series is how contrived some of the "had to let you figure it out on your own" plot lines are. I loved the first book of the gap series, I've never hated characters more. It was a really intense read but the other books just kinda trailed off.

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            I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

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            Elijah Bailey - Too cerebral. They'd screw it up. (Isaac Asimov, Caves of Steel) Robinette Broadhead - Everyone would hate him in the first movie. (Poul Anderson, Gateway) Thomas Covenant - Oh gawd, you've got to be kidding. I needed therapy after reading those. (Stephen Donaldson, Lord Foul's Bane) Stile - That would be fun. (Piers Anthony, Split Infinity)

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Now that would be a good film series - I have yet to read anything by Card that was easy to put down.

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              Unfortunately, Card has gone to the well several times too many with the Ender books.

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                John C wrote:

                ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point.

                George Lucas wasn't interested in making that kind of movie though. He wanted a romping adventure in space, which he figured technology would allow him to do. The original film was a nearly perfect execution in classic storytelling; the universe was still pretty shallow at that point, really, and it didn't matter. It was great fun. And I think George Lucas did know the difference between what he was doing and something like Left Hand of Darkness. Hell, he gave us THX-1138, which I would put way up there as good, hard core sci-fi, and in a completely different category than Star Wars. Most of the good sci-fi I've read is unfilmable, as it gets so complex that there's simply no way to do it justice. The Foundation or Robot series may be distilled down to some essential components, but I have zero faith that Hollywood would do them justice. (Hell, look at I, Robot.) Right now I'm reading (well, listening to) Pandora's Star and enjoying it immensely. It would be a catastrophe of a movie, it's a gigantic premise with so many interlocking parts that to leave anything out would turn it into something else completely. And I will once again go on record as saying I love Star Wars, including the prequels, though the prequels do frustrate me at times. I think they are actually a brilliant premise, but the execution fell short in places. Still, I enjoy them as the most expensive independent films ever made, and they are beautiful to look at. I keep hoping Lucas will do as he said he would and get back to some experimental projects (along the lines of THX-1138). I doubt that will happen now though.


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                Good points all. My main beef I guess with Star Wars is that people have taken it way too far. For what it is, it doesn't deserve the cult like status it's achieved over the years.


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                • A Andy Brummer

                  Donaldson has been mixed for me. I really liked the Mordant's need series, but it's a lot lighter. I liked the first and the 3rd Covenant trilogies. The second was really slow. The first was cheap therapy for me as an angst ridden teen, and I've been finishing it out of loyalty. What is getting me in the last series is how contrived some of the "had to let you figure it out on your own" plot lines are. I loved the first book of the gap series, I've never hated characters more. It was a really intense read but the other books just kinda trailed off.

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                  Andy Brummer wrote:

                  I liked the first and the 3rd Covenant trilogies.

                  THIRD!? Wow, I had no idea he was writing another one! Last time I read through the first two was like ten years ago... Ah, I see it's not finished... I'll wait. I do agree that the second is a little slower... I liked the concept of how the world changed, but yeah, it was a little strange at times. Now I'm really curious, though, because given the ending of the second series, I'm wondering how there could be room for more sequels... Favorite character: Bannor of the Bloodguard... One of the characters in Books 2-3 of my series has parts of his personality based on Bannor :)

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                    Mixing SF and fantasy in books is fine: people who read books can cope. People who go to movies ... well, let's just say that Nicholas Cage is still working and leave it at that, eh? Donaldson I just don't get on with: it just seems as if he gets paid by the word, rather than by the story! :laugh:

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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    People who go to movies ... well, let's just say that Nicholas Cage is still working and leave it at that, eh?

                    Hmm... I'd like to think a mix could work... I blend magic and technology, in the spirit of Clarke's third law... Always hoped it would someday hit the big screen, or maybe a TV series like True Blood or Game of Thrones.

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                    Donaldson I just don't get on with: it just seems as if he gets paid by the word, rather than by the story!

                    That's the impression I sometimes got of Robert Jordan :)

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                    • G Gary Wheeler

                      Elijah Bailey - Too cerebral. They'd screw it up. (Isaac Asimov, Caves of Steel) Robinette Broadhead - Everyone would hate him in the first movie. (Poul Anderson, Gateway) Thomas Covenant - Oh gawd, you've got to be kidding. I needed therapy after reading those. (Stephen Donaldson, Lord Foul's Bane) Stile - That would be fun. (Piers Anthony, Split Infinity)

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                      Gary Wheeler wrote:

                      Elijah Bailey - Too cerebral. They'd screw it up.

                      Probably... I don't know, though... I thought they'd completely screw up I, Robot, but I think they did a good job of that... They used an action movie to trick the general public into watching semi-intelligent sci-fi... Granted, that was just loosely based on the basic concepts behind a short story, but Caves of Steel might work.

                      Gary Wheeler wrote:

                      Robinette Broadhead - Everyone would hate him in the first movie. (Poul Anderson, Gateway)

                      Close, but it was Fredrik Pohl, not Poul Anderson... And yeah, they'd hate him, but that's part of the fun.

                      Gary Wheeler wrote:

                      Thomas Covenant - Oh gawd, you've got to be kidding. I needed therapy after reading those. (Stephen Donaldson, Lord Foul's Bane)

                      Now, THERE'S a character they would hate... I loved that series.

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                      Stile - That would be fun. (Piers Anthony, Split Infinity)

                      :) Just listing the first book of each series, huh?

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                        Andy Brummer wrote:

                        I liked the first and the 3rd Covenant trilogies.

                        THIRD!? Wow, I had no idea he was writing another one! Last time I read through the first two was like ten years ago... Ah, I see it's not finished... I'll wait. I do agree that the second is a little slower... I liked the concept of how the world changed, but yeah, it was a little strange at times. Now I'm really curious, though, because given the ending of the second series, I'm wondering how there could be room for more sequels... Favorite character: Bannor of the Bloodguard... One of the characters in Books 2-3 of my series has parts of his personality based on Bannor :)

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                        As you can imagine, the bloodguard play a big role in the new series as do the giants, and the sand gorgons make another appearance. The third is definitely faster paced and better writing. At the end of the third book there are so many plots and sub-plots whirling around, it's hard to imagine that it can be all tied together. Bannor and Mhoram were two of the names in the first game of Bard's Tale I played on my Tandy 1000 in glorious tandy 16 color display.

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                          As you can imagine, the bloodguard play a big role in the new series as do the giants, and the sand gorgons make another appearance. The third is definitely faster paced and better writing. At the end of the third book there are so many plots and sub-plots whirling around, it's hard to imagine that it can be all tied together. Bannor and Mhoram were two of the names in the first game of Bard's Tale I played on my Tandy 1000 in glorious tandy 16 color display.

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                          Oh wow... Bard's Tale... That brings me back to the old PS/2 days, though I wasn't much into RPGs when I first played that, so I never got very far in it (I think I was only 5 or 6 when it came out) Didn't really get into that genre until someone lent me World of Xeen... Let's just say the name similarity between World of Xeen and Guardians of Xen is not entirely coincidental.

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                            Gary Wheeler wrote:

                            Elijah Bailey - Too cerebral. They'd screw it up.

                            Probably... I don't know, though... I thought they'd completely screw up I, Robot, but I think they did a good job of that... They used an action movie to trick the general public into watching semi-intelligent sci-fi... Granted, that was just loosely based on the basic concepts behind a short story, but Caves of Steel might work.

                            Gary Wheeler wrote:

                            Robinette Broadhead - Everyone would hate him in the first movie. (Poul Anderson, Gateway)

                            Close, but it was Fredrik Pohl, not Poul Anderson... And yeah, they'd hate him, but that's part of the fun.

                            Gary Wheeler wrote:

                            Thomas Covenant - Oh gawd, you've got to be kidding. I needed therapy after reading those. (Stephen Donaldson, Lord Foul's Bane)

                            Now, THERE'S a character they would hate... I loved that series.

                            Gary Wheeler wrote:

                            Stile - That would be fun. (Piers Anthony, Split Infinity)

                            :) Just listing the first book of each series, huh?

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                            I always mix up 'Pohl' and 'Poul' :-O.

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                            Just listing the first book of each series, huh?

                            Yeah. I figured listing each book, with its year of publication, would just be showing off.

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                              I always mix up 'Pohl' and 'Poul' :-O.

                              Ian Shlasko wrote:

                              Just listing the first book of each series, huh?

                              Yeah. I figured listing each book, with its year of publication, would just be showing off.

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                              Gary Wheeler wrote:

                              Yeah. I figured listing each book, with its year of publication, would just be showing off.

                              I would have said "The Heechee Saga", "The Apprentice Adept Series", etc :)

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                                Most of the latter Heinlein for starters and much of the 60's and 70's sci fi in general. :)


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                                Most of his stuff was both too raunchy and way to political to make a film of. Friday, Man from Mars and the Long sagas would make some excellent film subjects.

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                                  Sci fi? Game Of Thrones? Do you even know the difference between sci fi and fantasy? As for George R. R. Martin, at best he's third-rate. Stop watching so much TV and do more reading, John. There are much better writers than Martin. X|

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                                  Thats a bit harsh on George. Sure there are much better writers, but he's still bloody good. Overall though he's too cold for me. I'm too much of a sucker for good-guys-win, bad-guys-lose. A while ago I got into the Book of Words series. It took me a while to "get" it, but wow, J. V. Jones tells one good story.

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                                    ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point. Maybe convince George to do Left hand of Darkness or The Stars My destination or Starship Troopers or The Forever War (or each in turn) instead with the same resources.


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                                    My vote goes for Stephen Donaldson's Gap series. I don't normally like his long winded style, but the cut-throatedness and a-moralness of it all just got to me. And bonus points for not attempting to explain the Sci Fi aspects, but just lived it instead.

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                                      I'm curious as to why Elijah Bailey and Robinette Broadhead haven't made it to the big screen yet... And on the fantasy side, I'd love to see Thomas Covenant or Stile up there... (Wonder if anyone will understand all four references there...)

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                                      Thomas Convenant - I think I'd actually like that. So long as they compact it into a digestible length. If they took it direct from the book, I think it would be 4 movies of 6 hours each, with 5.5 hours of each movie just looking at landscapes in super slow motion :)

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                                        Thomas Convenant - I think I'd actually like that. So long as they compact it into a digestible length. If they took it direct from the book, I think it would be 4 movies of 6 hours each, with 5.5 hours of each movie just looking at landscapes in super slow motion :)

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                                        Haha, so true... But what about a TV series? Like on HBO, so it has a real budget and doesn't censor (Though they might go a little too far at one point during the first book, if you know what I mean)... One season per book, just like True Blood does

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                                          ...Among many things go back and excise Star Wars from history and replace it with just about *any* of the excellent science fiction novels written to that point. Maybe convince George to do Left hand of Darkness or The Stars My destination or Starship Troopers or The Forever War (or each in turn) instead with the same resources.


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                                          Would love to see The Forever War made into a movie, and anything by Niven+Pournelle+-Barnes would also kick ass, specifically Lucifer's Hammer, Footfall and Legacy of Heorot.


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