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    TheyCallMeMrJames
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    Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

    My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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      Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

      My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

      modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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      Unless you meant 40k cubic feet / second, your Epic River is just a tiny trickle

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        Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

        My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

        modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Good luck up there.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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          Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

          My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

          modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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          Not to rain on your parade. That's not a good one to use, but according to The Weather Network, you guys are going to receive 15 mm of rain over the next 24 hours, followed by another 15 mm over the next three days. The only good news to take from that is that the measurement is in mm and is no longer in cm. Best of luck to you and everyone there. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

            My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

            modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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            At least your internet still working!

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              Unless you meant 40k cubic feet / second, your Epic River is just a tiny trickle

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              Thanks, corrected. And yeah, it's more than a trickle ;)

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                Not to rain on your parade. That's not a good one to use, but according to The Weather Network, you guys are going to receive 15 mm of rain over the next 24 hours, followed by another 15 mm over the next three days. The only good news to take from that is that the measurement is in mm and is no longer in cm. Best of luck to you and everyone there. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                TheyCallMeMrJames
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                Chris Meech wrote:

                Not to rain on your parade

                lol...that made me smile. The aggregate collection of that rain is more the problem...so 30mm of rain isn't a big deal on the river, but the 800kms of tributaries collecting the ground water from the surrounding areas and piping it our way ain't too pretty to think about. Thanks for the well wishes. If you like, we also welcome canoes and other small watercraft as gifts.

                My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                  At least your internet still working!

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                  No kidding...gives us something to do. They closed Wal-Mart, so you know it's serious. And hey, if you ever want to have velvety soft hands, just move to a flood plain and help sandbag. Smooth as the arse of a baby.

                  My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                    Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

                    My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

                    modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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                    sounds not to different from what the mighty Mississippi river is doing to us down here around Memphis. Good luck and start building that ark so you can float downstream and come get us too....

                    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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                      Chris Meech wrote:

                      Not to rain on your parade

                      lol...that made me smile. The aggregate collection of that rain is more the problem...so 30mm of rain isn't a big deal on the river, but the 800kms of tributaries collecting the ground water from the surrounding areas and piping it our way ain't too pretty to think about. Thanks for the well wishes. If you like, we also welcome canoes and other small watercraft as gifts.

                      My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                      So the ground is saturated and the rain flows right over it now. Ouch! :doh:

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        No kidding...gives us something to do. They closed Wal-Mart, so you know it's serious. And hey, if you ever want to have velvety soft hands, just move to a flood plain and help sandbag. Smooth as the arse of a baby.

                        My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                        TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                        They closed Wal-Mart

                        I'm surprised the company didn't insist that they tear down those useless local businesses and use the rubble for dikes around the store. Good luck, man.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Our river usually flows at 400 cubic feet of water per second. It is now at over 40,000 cf/s ...which is just about half of the flow of NIAGARA FREEKIN' FALLS. Insane. Rain's let up, which is good. Army's here now, about 700 personnel deployed to the area to help with sandbagging and dike construction. I won't clog up the lounge with new threads, just thought I'd post a quick update. Cheers. Update: here's a home in the evacuated area: that's how we roll[^]

                          My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

                          modified on Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:57 PM

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                          Kent Sharkey
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                          I have to say I'm a little glad to be away from those two rivers. On a lighter note[1], here's today's news from the Manitoba government's site:

                          Province Announces New Cottage Country Opportunities for Manitoba Families

                          Good luck, and stay dry [1] OK, on a black humour note...

                          -------------- TTFN - Kent

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                            sounds not to different from what the mighty Mississippi river is doing to us down here around Memphis. Good luck and start building that ark so you can float downstream and come get us too....

                            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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                            Dan Neely
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                            That'd be a long trip, and only a minority would be downstream. I'm 99% sure he lives in the Assiniboine River basin which ultimately discharges into the Hudson bay. :doh:

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                              TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:

                              They closed Wal-Mart

                              I'm surprised the company didn't insist that they tear down those useless local businesses and use the rubble for dikes around the store. Good luck, man.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              TheyCallMeMrJames
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                              Actually, they did that long before the flood. But at least now I can buy cheap pickles by the gallon.

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                                I have to say I'm a little glad to be away from those two rivers. On a lighter note[1], here's today's news from the Manitoba government's site:

                                Province Announces New Cottage Country Opportunities for Manitoba Families

                                Good luck, and stay dry [1] OK, on a black humour note...

                                -------------- TTFN - Kent

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                                TheyCallMeMrJames
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                                lol...yeah, they do that almost every year. Seems a tad in poor taste this year...

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                                  That'd be a long trip, and only a minority would be downstream. I'm 99% sure he lives in the Assiniboine River basin which ultimately discharges into the Hudson bay. :doh:

                                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                  TheyCallMeMrJames
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                                  Yeah, we'd be heading the wrong direction ;)

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                                    Not to rain on your parade. That's not a good one to use, but according to The Weather Network, you guys are going to receive 15 mm of rain over the next 24 hours, followed by another 15 mm over the next three days. The only good news to take from that is that the measurement is in mm and is no longer in cm. Best of luck to you and everyone there. :)

                                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                    By west coast standards that just a sprinkle. ;)


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                                      Actually, they did that long before the flood. But at least now I can buy cheap pickles by the gallon.

                                      My Latest: How quickly is the Government spending your money? Tech blog: They Call me Mister James

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      I empathize. I live in a town of about 25,000. We have a 'Super Wal-Mart' on the outskirts; if it ever starts providing tattoo services or selling used books, the remaining downtown businesses are doomed.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        lol...yeah, they do that almost every year. Seems a tad in poor taste this year...

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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        Governmental employees are never in good taste. Even grilled with onions and ketchup.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          I empathize. I live in a town of about 25,000. We have a 'Super Wal-Mart' on the outskirts; if it ever starts providing tattoo services or selling used books, the remaining downtown businesses are doomed.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          TheyCallMeMrJames
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                                          Yeah, ours is expanding its grocery section and is already open 24 hours a day for 3 months of the year. They've driven out most pharmacies, small vehicle repair shops, oil change places, book stores, corner stores, etc. Our downtown is 1/3 empty. If there's any beauty to it, our downtown is high and dry and Walmart is going under.

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