Asking questions...
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I have a few Arab and Indian friends and this is I have heard them ask questions: Indian friends: "How to send e-mail?" Arab friends: "You send the e-mail how?" Initially it used to mess with my mind but now, I find myself asking questions the same way. NB.I am not a native speaker myself.
These "how to do x" questions really confused me at first .. now they just annoy me.
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A jedi would ask "e-mail send it how?" [it's a joke everyone knows that jedis use the CP forums]
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I have a few Arab and Indian friends and this is I have heard them ask questions: Indian friends: "How to send e-mail?" Arab friends: "You send the e-mail how?" Initially it used to mess with my mind but now, I find myself asking questions the same way. NB.I am not a native speaker myself.
What do you do with this thing you call e-mail? Do I eat it?
-- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.
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I have a few Arab and Indian friends and this is I have heard them ask questions: Indian friends: "How to send e-mail?" Arab friends: "You send the e-mail how?" Initially it used to mess with my mind but now, I find myself asking questions the same way. NB.I am not a native speaker myself.
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I have a few Arab and Indian friends and this is I have heard them ask questions: Indian friends: "How to send e-mail?" Arab friends: "You send the e-mail how?" Initially it used to mess with my mind but now, I find myself asking questions the same way. NB.I am not a native speaker myself.
Canadian friends: "How do you send e-mail Eh?"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I have a few Arab and Indian friends and this is I have heard them ask questions: Indian friends: "How to send e-mail?" Arab friends: "You send the e-mail how?" Initially it used to mess with my mind but now, I find myself asking questions the same way. NB.I am not a native speaker myself.
Some of the bathrooms at work have a sign that contains illustrations labeled: How to handwash? How to handrub? Every time I see one, I want to mark it up with a red pen like an English teacher taking points off for bad grammar.
--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Canadian friends: "How do you send e-mail Eh?"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Some of the bathrooms at work have a sign that contains illustrations labeled: How to handwash? How to handrub? Every time I see one, I want to mark it up with a red pen like an English teacher taking points off for bad grammar.
--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.
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E said e mail it yesterday.
It was broke so I fixed it.
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Canadian friends: "How do you send e-mail Eh?"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What do you do with this thing you call e-mail? Do I eat it?
-- You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a specialist.
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These "how to do x" questions really confused me at first .. now they just annoy me.
Daniel Scott wrote:
These "how to do x" questions really confused me at first .. now they just annoy me.
You petty idiot! People are just trying to communicate with you in English and you are acting like you are French! :doh:
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Try speaking to the french people in Canada.... it becomes even more interesting... a mix of French/English... they call it Franglaise. :)
SilimSayo wrote:
Try speaking to the french people in Canada.... it becomes even more interesting... a mix of French/English... they call it Franglaise.
I used to spend a good bit of time in Quebec. When they started talking French to me, I'd either just stand there and look stupid, or tell them I wasn't from Louisiana.
If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?
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There are road signs that say, "Share the road. It is the law" ... and I am left thinking, "The road is the law".. i.e ask yourself what the "it" is?
SilimSayo wrote:
There are road signs that say, "Share the road. It is the law" ... and I am left thinking, "The road is the law".. i.e ask yourself what the "it" is?
I was approaching the I-45 access road in Ennis, TX one day, on a side street. There was a sign post. The top sign on the post was a "One Way" sign pointing to the right. Below it was a yellow sign with a double arrow indicating 2-way traffic. I hate getting mixed messages.
If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?