Asking questions...

[Foothill]

Hmm,the inbox in, your e-mail is. :)

[Slacker007]

What do you do with this thing you call e-mail? Do I eat it?

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[S Houghtelin]

Canadian friends: "How do you send e-mail Eh?"

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Dalek Dave]

What is this 'e-mail' of which you speak?

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[Michael Dunn]

Some of the bathrooms at work have a sign that contains illustrations labeled: How to handwash? How to handrub? Every time I see one, I want to mark it up with a red pen like an English teacher taking points off for bad grammar.

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[SilimSayo]

Try speaking to the french people in Canada.... it becomes even more interesting... a mix of French/English... they call it Franglaise. :)

[SilimSayo]

There are road signs that say, "Share the road. It is the law" ... and I am left thinking, "The road is the law".. i.e ask yourself what the "it" is?

[S Houghtelin]

E said e mail it yesterday.

It was broke so I fixed it.

[SilimSayo]

Y'all know how we do.

[SilimSayo]

The proper way of asking is, "The e-mail, you do with it what?"

[JimmyRopes]

Daniel Scott wrote:

These "how to do x" questions really confused me at first .. now they just annoy me.

You petty idiot! People are just trying to communicate with you in English and you are acting like you are French! :doh:

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[Alan Burkhart]

SilimSayo wrote:

Try speaking to the french people in Canada.... it becomes even more interesting... a mix of French/English... they call it Franglaise.

I used to spend a good bit of time in Quebec. When they started talking French to me, I'd either just stand there and look stupid, or tell them I wasn't from Louisiana.

If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?

[Alan Burkhart]

SilimSayo wrote:

There are road signs that say, "Share the road. It is the law" ... and I am left thinking, "The road is the law".. i.e ask yourself what the "it" is?

I was approaching the I-45 access road in Ennis, TX one day, on a side street. There was a sign post. The top sign on the post was a "One Way" sign pointing to the right. Below it was a yellow sign with a double arrow indicating 2-way traffic. I hate getting mixed messages.

If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?