Why does CP have surveys like the IF one they have now?

[Abhinav S]

Every time I'm putting an IF clause, I'm stopping and thinking now.

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

[Chris Maunder]

Wait till I ask the one about whether you breath in or breathe out when you type a semi-colon.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

modified to correct my asbism...abbysmal...terrible pre-caffeine spelling on Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:35 AM

[Keith Barrow]

Daaaaammmmmn you Maaaaaaunder! [Edit] At least JSOP is OK :laugh:

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[Mike Hankey]

You will give us an advanced warning right?, so we can stock up on meds. :)

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[WoutL]

Every time you put IF clause you get a compiler error!

Wout Louwers

[Gary Wheeler]

It's breathe in on {, out on }.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Wayne Gaylard]

The same reason you have the sig that you have got - to waste peoples time.

...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....

[Luc Pattyn]

Neither; I hold my breath to see what VS will do next to my formatted code. :)

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[Abhinav S]

Ah! It all makes sense now.

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

[Abhinav S]

Now you've really screwed it. I will have to switch over to Visual Basic 6 now.

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

[Wayne Gaylard]

I think you owe my company for my time. I have lost count of the times I have read that sig. Where should I send the bill ? I might ask DD to generate an excel spreadsheet that can detail the hours wasted(you will obviously need to pay for any external consultancies). :laugh:

...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....

[peterchen]

Keith Barrow wrote:

At least JSOP is OK

Teee-Heee!

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[Lost User]

It's a plot to steal your identity didn't you now, it's in all the news papers these days! No One wants to believe it thought, I don't care... It take an absolute idiot to take my identity and have the nads to try to pull it off... A dog has less fleas then I do have people wanting to do that to me... Just when they think they can escape the insanity act they would have to perpetuate, they would find that the act, is more of a universal hack on life...and then they would pay the price of great suffering. So they will just have to live with exterminating me I suppose.

[Lost User]

Hi Luc! How long can you hold your breath? I start turning blue after 3 and a half minutes, but I don't stop there... *Cackle*

[Lost User]

Come on that one is totally cheating the system.... I'm not going to sleep that much pondering on the essence of that thought tonight, if I find any rest what so ever.

[Luc Pattyn]

Blue doesn't become you. :)

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[Lost User]

Ahh, can't be helped, I have Green and Blue blood! Only when it touches the air does it turn red. :OMG: