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Why does CP have surveys like the IF one they have now?

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  • A Abhinav S

    Every time I'm putting an IF clause, I'm stopping and thinking now.

    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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    WoutL
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    Every time you put IF clause you get a compiler error!

    Wout Louwers

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    • C Chris Maunder

      Wait till I ask the one about whether you breath in or breathe out when you type a semi-colon.

      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

      modified to correct my asbism...abbysmal...terrible pre-caffeine spelling on Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:35 AM

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      Gary Wheeler
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      It's breathe in on {, out on }.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • A Abhinav S

        Every time I'm putting an IF clause, I'm stopping and thinking now.

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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        Wayne Gaylard
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        The same reason you have the sig that you have got - to waste peoples time.

        ...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....

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        • C Chris Maunder

          Wait till I ask the one about whether you breath in or breathe out when you type a semi-colon.

          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

          modified to correct my asbism...abbysmal...terrible pre-caffeine spelling on Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:35 AM

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          Luc Pattyn
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          Neither; I hold my breath to see what VS will do next to my formatted code. :)

          Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

          Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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          • W Wayne Gaylard

            The same reason you have the sig that you have got - to waste peoples time.

            ...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....

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            Abhinav S
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            Ah! It all makes sense now.

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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            • C Chris Maunder

              Wait till I ask the one about whether you breath in or breathe out when you type a semi-colon.

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

              modified to correct my asbism...abbysmal...terrible pre-caffeine spelling on Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:35 AM

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              Abhinav S
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              Now you've really screwed it. I will have to switch over to Visual Basic 6 now.

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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              • A Abhinav S

                Ah! It all makes sense now.

                The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                Wayne Gaylard
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                I think you owe my company for my time. I have lost count of the times I have read that sig. Where should I send the bill ? I might ask DD to generate an excel spreadsheet that can detail the hours wasted(you will obviously need to pay for any external consultancies). :laugh:

                ...and I have extensive experience writing computer code, including OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL.....

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  Daaaaammmmmn you Maaaaaaunder! [Edit] At least JSOP is OK :laugh:

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  peterchen
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                  Keith Barrow wrote:

                  At least JSOP is OK

                  Teee-Heee!

                  FILETIME to time_t
                  | FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchy

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                  • A Abhinav S

                    Every time I'm putting an IF clause, I'm stopping and thinking now.

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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                    Lost User
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                    It's a plot to steal your identity didn't you now, it's in all the news papers these days! No One wants to believe it thought, I don't care... It take an absolute idiot to take my identity and have the nads to try to pull it off... A dog has less fleas then I do have people wanting to do that to me... Just when they think they can escape the insanity act they would have to perpetuate, they would find that the act, is more of a universal hack on life...and then they would pay the price of great suffering. So they will just have to live with exterminating me I suppose.

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                    • L Luc Pattyn

                      Neither; I hold my breath to see what VS will do next to my formatted code. :)

                      Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                      Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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                      Lost User
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                      Hi Luc! How long can you hold your breath? I start turning blue after 3 and a half minutes, but I don't stop there... *Cackle*

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        Wait till I ask the one about whether you breath in or breathe out when you type a semi-colon.

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

                        modified to correct my asbism...abbysmal...terrible pre-caffeine spelling on Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:35 AM

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                        Lost User
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                        Come on that one is totally cheating the system.... I'm not going to sleep that much pondering on the essence of that thought tonight, if I find any rest what so ever.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Hi Luc! How long can you hold your breath? I start turning blue after 3 and a half minutes, but I don't stop there... *Cackle*

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                          Luc Pattyn
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                          Blue doesn't become you. :)

                          Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                          Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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                          • L Luc Pattyn

                            Blue doesn't become you. :)

                            Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                            Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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                            Lost User
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                            Ahh, can't be helped, I have Green and Blue blood! Only when it touches the air does it turn red. :OMG:

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