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Do programmers have cooties?

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  • A Alexander DiMauro

    Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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    gavindon
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    rather than that effect, I get shock and surprise. Being 6'3" and around 280 lbs, I spent 20 years as an outdoor roughneck before getting into programming(and probably still looking the part somewhat), that is the LAST thing people expect me to say... lol its quite funny sometimes.

    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      What is this Facebook you speak of?

      -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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      • A Alexander DiMauro

        Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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        hairy_hats
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        No idea, what are they? Must be a transatlantic thing.

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        • A Alexander DiMauro

          Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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          Alexander DiMauro wrote:

          Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again...

          Oh you will, next time she needs someone to fix her computer.

          Alexander DiMauro wrote:

          Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something?

          Wednesday night I was in my improv / acting class and our teacher went around and asked everyone their professions. My girlfriend said, "web developer" and everyone was like, "oh, very cool, fun stuff" etc. I was next and said "software developer." Crickets... No response, moving on. The next 2 were lawyers, which is apparently extremely interesting to everyone else, too. It's like everyone assumes we have Aspurgers or autism, and that it's contagious. I went on to kill it in my scenes against people that studied acting, though, so whatever. :cool:

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          • A Alexander DiMauro

            Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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            daniilzol
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            Alexander DiMauro wrote:

            Do programmers have cooties?

            No, they do not, but most of them act like they do... It's a case of self fulfilling prophecy... *shrug*

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Only in the USA apparently. In Europe, we are revered as sex-gods.

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              we are revered as sex-gods.

              Gawd that put a vision of a "Programmer Blow Up Doll" in my head. X| And the useful bit was in the same place as the sheep blow up doll! :laugh:

              The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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              • A Alexander DiMauro

                Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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                Alexander DiMauro wrote:

                aven't spoken to her in 20+ years.

                Then there's really no loss here is there? Un-friend her and move along.

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                • A Alexander DiMauro

                  Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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                  That's a normal pattern for Facebook. Many people want to have as many "friends" as possible and they friend everyone they can find but never talk to them. On the other hand when she asked what you were doing and you replied did you end your reply with a question like "What are *you* doing now" or did you drone on about yourself for paragraphs and never keep the conversation going? :)


                  There is no failure only feedback

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                  • A Alexander DiMauro

                    Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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                    I know it's an obvious question but...have you tried to contact her? maybe now that she made the first move, doesn't want to look desperate and is waiting for you to take the next one....how do I know? only God knows how many times I screwed it like this....later on I learned about this, sometimes from the same girls, so I'll never forget that they are as nervous and excited about relationships(or freebies) as us :-D

                    "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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                      That's a normal pattern for Facebook. Many people want to have as many "friends" as possible and they friend everyone they can find but never talk to them. On the other hand when she asked what you were doing and you replied did you end your reply with a question like "What are *you* doing now" or did you drone on about yourself for paragraphs and never keep the conversation going? :)


                      There is no failure only feedback

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                      Alexander DiMauro
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                      John C wrote:

                      On the other hand when she asked what you were doing and you replied did you end your reply with a question like "What are *you* doing now"

                      Yes, I did ask her questions at the end...and no response...

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                        I know it's an obvious question but...have you tried to contact her? maybe now that she made the first move, doesn't want to look desperate and is waiting for you to take the next one....how do I know? only God knows how many times I screwed it like this....later on I learned about this, sometimes from the same girls, so I'll never forget that they are as nervous and excited about relationships(or freebies) as us :-D

                        "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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                        Alexander DiMauro
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                        Uhm...she's married. I'm married. No desperation involved on either side!

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                        • A Alexander DiMauro

                          John C wrote:

                          On the other hand when she asked what you were doing and you replied did you end your reply with a question like "What are *you* doing now"

                          Yes, I did ask her questions at the end...and no response...

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                          Of course you also have to keep in mind that many people only check their facebook every few months. Check her page, if she's updated many times since you replied then defriend her, if she's had no activity she probably just hasn't read your reply yet.


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                          • A Alexander DiMauro

                            Uhm...she's married. I'm married. No desperation involved on either side!

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                            Soulus83
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                            Alexander DiMauro wrote:

                            she's married. I'm married

                            Everyone wins! :-D Note to wifey: You know I'm kidding. :)

                            "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford

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                            • J Joe Simes

                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              we are revered as sex-gods.

                              Gawd that put a vision of a "Programmer Blow Up Doll" in my head. X| And the useful bit was in the same place as the sheep blow up doll! :laugh:

                              The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              Do programmers dream of blow-up sheep?

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                                Of course you also have to keep in mind that many people only check their facebook every few months. Check her page, if she's updated many times since you replied then defriend her, if she's had no activity she probably just hasn't read your reply yet.


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                                Single Step Debugger
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                                John C wrote:

                                if she's had no activity she probably just hasn't read your reply yet

                                I stopped believing in a fairy tales like this since I turned fourteen.

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                                  Do programmers dream of blow-up sheep?

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Joe Simes
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                                  Ones from Wales might? :-D

                                  The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                                  • A Alexander DiMauro

                                    Old girlfriend from high school friended me on Facebook recently. Haven't spoken to her in 20+ years. She asked me what I'm doing now. Told her I'm a computer programmer...that was 2 months ago...never heard from her again... Seriously, do us programmers have a disease or something? Next time I'm going to say I'm an international spy who drives a Maserati... :cool:

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                                    M dHatter
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                                    Maybe she was looking for a doctor role instead. :laugh:

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

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                                      Gaston Verelst
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                                      I'll use that as my signature :-)

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