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  • A AspDotNetDev

    I think you'll maybe miss the humor in this post. :)

    [Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET]

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    Slacker007
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    AspDotNetDev wrote:

    I think you'll maybe miss the humor in this post.

    Where did it go? Did it just run by here? I thought I just heard something funny run by here a second ago.

    -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      I think you're all just missing humour... (don't blame the posts) :~

      It's an OO world.

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      Dan Mos
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      In spite of everything I stopped and I thought. Result => I think they/we're just missing the mood :)

      All the best, Dan

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      • C Chris Maunder

        Rumours popped up in a number of places and the media frnexy is just kicking into high gear, but we can now confirm that Christian Graus is back[^]. Please be orderly and no pushing or shoving. There's enough Christian for everyone. Welcome back.

        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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        Pete OHanlon
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        That was not Christian. That was the Great Prophet Zarquon.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Wait for the post: "Why God sucks today..."

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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          Single Step Debugger
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          From Christian?! This will bring the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

          There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            From Christian?! This will bring the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Aren't they due tomorrow anyway? I think I got an email about it somewhere... :laugh:

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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            • D Dan Mos

              In spite of everything I stopped and I thought. Result => I think they/we're just missing the mood :)

              All the best, Dan

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              Sander Rossel
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              I think we missed the point, it was humour ;)

              It's an OO world.

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              • C Chris Maunder

                Or maybe Christian's on the phone to Rapture tech support. And you know how well that would be going...

                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                Single Step Debugger
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                "I don’t feel any rapture yet and I have paid for a platinum package! Bring me your supervisor on the phone ASAP or you’re going straight into my blog and I’ll switch to Islam™!"

                There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  Or maybe Christian's on the phone to Rapture tech support. And you know how well that would be going...

                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                  I've already exchange a couple of emails with rapture Tech Support. The notified me that I might be swept up, and I aksed if I could bring one of my pistols and a couple hundred rounds of ammo. They replied back an hour or so later saying, "No - the 'big guy' doesn't think I'll need it." I told them to give my ticket to someone else.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Funny that Christian should come back the day before all Christians are supposed to leave.

                    [Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET]

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                    Christian Graus
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                    I figured I'd better do it now, before it's too late.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      Rumours popped up in a number of places and the media frnexy is just kicking into high gear, but we can now confirm that Christian Graus is back[^]. Please be orderly and no pushing or shoving. There's enough Christian for everyone. Welcome back.

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Well, thank you. I am trapped in a hotel room in Denver, and realised that when I posted here, time went more quickly, so I thought I'd sneak one in and see what happened.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        Well, thank you. I am trapped in a hotel room in Denver, and realised that when I posted here, time went more quickly, so I thought I'd sneak one in and see what happened.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        hairy_hats
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                        Sneaking one out can be satisfying too...

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          Rumours popped up in a number of places and the media frnexy is just kicking into high gear, but we can now confirm that Christian Graus is back[^]. Please be orderly and no pushing or shoving. There's enough Christian for everyone. Welcome back.

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          Douglas Troy
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                          ABC Tonight on Nightline Is Christian Graus actually the most interesting man in the world? He once had an airline named after him, that had all 20 planes vanish over the Bermuda triangle. Simultaneously.


                          :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
                          Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL

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                          • C Chris Maunder

                            Or maybe Christian's on the phone to Rapture tech support. And you know how well that would be going...

                            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                            Hans Dietrich
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                            "Welcome to Rapture Airlines."

                            Best wishes, Hans


                            [Hans Dietrich Software]

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                            • H Hans Dietrich

                              "Welcome to Rapture Airlines."

                              Best wishes, Hans


                              [Hans Dietrich Software]

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              We have flights to this world and to the other one! Air France anyone?

                              There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                You do not believe in the Christian god!? Non-believer! We will burn you at the stake!

                                [Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET]

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                                GlobX
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                                Did you say steak??


                                Typical n-tiered architecture: DB <-> Junk(0) <-> ... <-> Junk(n-1) <-> Pretty

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                                • D Douglas Troy

                                  ABC Tonight on Nightline Is Christian Graus actually the most interesting man in the world? He once had an airline named after him, that had all 20 planes vanish over the Bermuda triangle. Simultaneously.


                                  :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
                                  Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Douglas Troy wrote:

                                  He once had an airline named after him, that had all 20 planes vanish over the Bermuda triangle. Simultaneously. Whilst flying in Europe.

                                  If it's CG, it has to be surreal.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                    I think we missed the point, it was humour ;)

                                    It's an OO world.

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                                    Nitron
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                                    Now you got me wondering if we track statistics on thread depth. :rolleyes:

                                    ~Nitron.


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