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  • L Lost User

    This does also work for Apple fanboys?

    while(true)
    {
    Console.WriteLine("Objective C does not exist and I don't believe in it!");
    Console.WriteLine("Java also does not exist and I don't believe in it!");
    }

    Lock and load... Compile and run...

    "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
    I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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    you're acting as if you do believe the C-World will live forever - but it isn't. Mr. Camping was just not curious enough to tell you that the 21. October is the day MS will announce the end of it's support for C++ - which is the end of the world for some.

    I never finish anyth...

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      you're acting as if you do believe the C-World will live forever - but it isn't. Mr. Camping was just not curious enough to tell you that the 21. October is the day MS will announce the end of it's support for C++ - which is the end of the world for some.

      I never finish anyth...

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      Lost User
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      Right. There is only one C++ and Bill Gates is its prophet :) Seriously, I don't know how many programming languages I have used in the last 30 years and most of them now are history. And then again the first code I ever wrote was machine code for my first computer and I still do that occasionally.

      "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
      I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        Keith Barrow
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        ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

        //Do Nothing

        :)

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • K Keith Barrow

          ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

          //Do Nothing

          :)

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          OriginalGriff
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          :laugh: But that looks like a C# comment to me: he wanted java... (Yes, yes, I know they are the same, picky, picky, picky...)

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Every time you say you don't believe in Java, a nerd dies.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks? I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it. Saying "I don't believe it is a good idea to drink", while a stupid position to take, is at least a plausible concept. BTW, I like :beer:, I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. [Thanks jon[^]]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks? I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it. Saying "I don't believe it is a good idea to drink", while a stupid position to take, is at least a plausible concept. BTW, I like :beer:, I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. [Thanks jon[^]]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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              OriginalGriff
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks?
               
              I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it.

              From your typing, I'm not sure you could explain your mornings without it either...

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks?
                 
                I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it.

                From your typing, I'm not sure you could explain your mornings without it either...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                From your typing, I'm not sure you could explain your mornings without it either...

                Silly Griff. I haven't had enough coffee yet and I'm still waiting for my BACON samich.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Every time you say you don't believe in Java, a nerd dies.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't beli ZZzzztttttt

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • K Keith Barrow

                    ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

                    //Do Nothing

                    :)

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    Amar Chaudhary
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                    #15

                    Inspired by you

                    while (true) .... sleep

                    ;P

                    My Startup!!!!
                    Profile@Elance - feedback available too

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                      Amar Chaudhary
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                      OP might be looking for Wake-on-LAN just missing the term for that or may be completely clueless about computer fundamentals. A link might have help but yes it could have done more damage that it. Wake On WAN, Remote Wake-up, Power On By LAN, Power Up By LAN, Resume by LAN, Resume on LAN, Wake Up On LAN

                      My Startup!!!!
                      Profile@Elance - feedback available too

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks? I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it. Saying "I don't believe it is a good idea to drink", while a stupid position to take, is at least a plausible concept. BTW, I like :beer:, I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. [Thanks jon[^]]


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                        Lost User
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                        You are trying to rip away the title 'Master of the Obvious' from Griff, right? :) Of course magic, voodoo or any other supersticion require you to ban some knowledge and logic from your mind so that you can believe in it at all. But usually it is covered up a bit better, so that it's not too hard to do so.

                        "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                        I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks?
                           
                          I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it.

                          From your typing, I'm not sure you could explain your mornings without it either...

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          Lost User
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                          Look below. Your title as 'Master of the Obvious' is in danger. :)

                          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                          I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                          • L Lost User

                            Look below. Your title as 'Master of the Obvious' is in danger. :)

                            "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                            I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            No, no! Nagy is the "Master of the Obvious". I am a mere acolyte, only ready to appear on Mastermind, specialist subject "The bleedin' obvious"

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                              Slacker007
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                              I don't see anything wrong with this question. My computer runs all the time, especially when it is off. :confused:

                              -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                No, no! Nagy is the "Master of the Obvious". I am a mere acolyte, only ready to appear on Mastermind, specialist subject "The bleedin' obvious"

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".

                                FTFY


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".

                                  FTFY


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Since JAVA means Just Another Virus Attack. It can run as it like.

                                    Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                    • K Keith Barrow

                                      ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

                                      //Do Nothing

                                      :)

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                      -Or-
                                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                      Lost User
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                                      :laugh:

                                      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                        Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?

                                        "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                                        I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?

                                          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                                          I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:

                                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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