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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Every time you say you don't believe in Java, a nerd dies.

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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    Mycroft Holmes
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    I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't believe in Java I don't beli ZZzzztttttt

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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    • K Keith Barrow

      ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

      //Do Nothing

      :)

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      Amar Chaudhary
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      Inspired by you

      while (true) .... sleep

      ;P

      My Startup!!!!
      Profile@Elance - feedback available too

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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        Amar Chaudhary
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        OP might be looking for Wake-on-LAN just missing the term for that or may be completely clueless about computer fundamentals. A link might have help but yes it could have done more damage that it. Wake On WAN, Remote Wake-up, Power On By LAN, Power Up By LAN, Resume by LAN, Resume on LAN, Wake Up On LAN

        My Startup!!!!
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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks? I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it. Saying "I don't believe it is a good idea to drink", while a stupid position to take, is at least a plausible concept. BTW, I like :beer:, I must drink beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. [Thanks jon[^]]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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          Lost User
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          You are trying to rip away the title 'Master of the Obvious' from Griff, right? :) Of course magic, voodoo or any other supersticion require you to ban some knowledge and logic from your mind so that you can believe in it at all. But usually it is covered up a bit better, so that it's not too hard to do so.

          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
          I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            Is saying you don't believe ina language X, which evidently exists, a bit like saying you don't believe in rocks?
             
            I find it a bit funny when someone says, for example, "I don't believe in alcohol". It eveidently exists, yo0u can't explain my afternoons without it.

            From your typing, I'm not sure you could explain your mornings without it either...

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            Look below. Your title as 'Master of the Obvious' is in danger. :)

            "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
            I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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              Look below. Your title as 'Master of the Obvious' is in danger. :)

              "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
              I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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              OriginalGriff
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              No, no! Nagy is the "Master of the Obvious". I am a mere acolyte, only ready to appear on Mastermind, specialist subject "The bleedin' obvious"

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                I don't see anything wrong with this question. My computer runs all the time, especially when it is off. :confused:

                -- ** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter. ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  No, no! Nagy is the "Master of the Obvious". I am a mere acolyte, only ready to appear on Mastermind, specialist subject "The bleedin' obvious"

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".

                  FTFY


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".

                    FTFY


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                      Lost User
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                      Since JAVA means Just Another Virus Attack. It can run as it like.

                      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                      • K Keith Barrow

                        ..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:

                        //Do Nothing

                        :)

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        Lost User
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                        :laugh:

                        Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                          Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?

                          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                          I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                            Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?

                            "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                            I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Do I *look* like a graphics designer?

                              Err, yes. I've seen your profile picture!


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                For all I know, you look like a dog with glasses :) But politcal correctness dictates not to be biased against any gender, species, religion or other beliefs :)

                                "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                                I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Do I *look* like a graphics designer?

                                  Err, yes. I've seen your profile picture!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  And I've seen yours - so no need to be nasty! :laugh:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • S StM0n

                                    It's everywhere... it's magic... you got to believe :laugh:

                                    (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                    Xiangyang Liu
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                                    I do believe the Jave Updater program will be running even if you uninstall it, turn off the computer, cut the power of the whole house, and then throw the computer out of the window.

                                    My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?

                                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                      Steve Mayfield
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                                      I have one of those ... when the computer is OFF, the program enters into a "do nothing" loop (for zero power consumption) :doh: ... when the computer is turned back on, the program goes thru the power detection section and then restarts :laugh:

                                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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