Not just psychic powers: we need Magic too
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For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I don't see anything wrong with this question. My computer runs all the time, especially when it is off. :confused:
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No, no! Nagy is the "Master of the Obvious". I am a mere acolyte, only ready to appear on Mastermind, specialist subject "The bleedin' obvious"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".
FTFY
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Nagy is the "Master of the Oblivious".
FTFY
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Since JAVA means Just Another Virus Attack. It can run as it like.
Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.
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..... this runs just as well when the machine is switched off:
//Do Nothing
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I thought that was just your afternoon job! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
Well then, masters of the obvious, oblivious and the bleeding obvious, isn't it time to devise some kind of badge or insignia for those titles?
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
Do I *look* like a graphics designer?
Err, yes. I've seen your profile picture!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Do I *look* like a graphics designer? :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
For all I know, you look like a dog with glasses :) But politcal correctness dictates not to be biased against any gender, species, religion or other beliefs :)
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011 -
OriginalGriff wrote:
Do I *look* like a graphics designer?
Err, yes. I've seen your profile picture!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
And I've seen yours - so no need to be nasty! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I do believe the Jave Updater program will be running even if you uninstall it, turn off the computer, cut the power of the whole house, and then throw the computer out of the window.
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For your delectation: from Q&A (no names, no embarassment) I present the entire question: "java code that run even if computer is on or off" Now, anyone got any magic computer dust they don't need, that I can run my PC with?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I have one of those ... when the computer is OFF, the program enters into a "do nothing" loop (for zero power consumption) :doh: ... when the computer is turned back on, the program goes thru the power detection section and then restarts :laugh:
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