A bacon conversion
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^]. No need to thank me. :-O
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It's the beginning of the end. Soon she'll have juicy steaks for lunch!!! ;)
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
It's the beginning of the end. Soon she'll have juicy steaks for lunch!!! ;)
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932I hope she likes sausage :)
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I hope she likes sausage :)
Well, the story doesn't tell. She can do that and STILL be a vegetarian... ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Well, the story doesn't tell. She can do that and STILL be a vegetarian... ;P
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Well I don't believe she's a vagitarian.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Is she a goer? Is she? Nudge Nudge! Say no more! Say no MORE! :-D
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^]. No need to thank me. :-O
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.
Pete
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No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.
Pete
Maybe the people that are 1-voting are vegetables themselves, and thus, are insulted at being associated in any way with bacon. This would be akin to drawing a picture of Muhammed.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I hope she likes sausage :)
Or at least fish. that would still be good to know.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Or at least fish. that would still be good to know.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997:laugh: yes I can imagine.
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I wonder how she feels about Bratwurst.
-- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.
Pete
Peter Mulholland wrote:
No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote
Probably voted me 1 without reading and without checking out DS first.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I am going to start a religious revolution and tell Jewish people that the reason God said no pig (unclean animal) was because of trichinosis and that with modern food preparation methods the three thousand-year-old ban was repealed when the Pope held his annual summit with God and wanted to help bridge the divide between the Hebrew nation and the Christian nation.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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I am going to start a religious revolution and tell Jewish people that the reason God said no pig (unclean animal) was because of trichinosis and that with modern food preparation methods the three thousand-year-old ban was repealed when the Pope held his annual summit with God and wanted to help bridge the divide between the Hebrew nation and the Christian nation.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
Please no! It would increase demand, prices would rise, people will riot, war would soon follow!
I was HollyHooo but got tired of it and Sebastien was taken.
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I guess Microsoft is going to have to allow this:
MeatLover baconEater = Vegitarian as MeatLover;
Prior to today, code like that would throw an
InvalidOperationExceptionwith anInnerExceptionofInvalidCast.".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I wonder how she feels about Bratwurst.
-- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
This is actually a running gag between a co worker and me. Cafeteria dialog after seeing I only had a steak on my platter: Him: "Aren't you going to have any vegetables with that?" Me: "I was thinking of a side order of a couple of sausages." :) Cheers! Off to Dartmoors for beer, whiskey (Laphroaig) and the best burgers in town! Have a nice weekend all!
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Is she a goer? Is she? Nudge Nudge! Say no more! Say no MORE! :-D
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Does she like photography? Eh! Say no more! ;P I couldn't resist.
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Interesting enough, according to PETA: Betty Crocker Bac-o's Bacon Flavor Bits is vegan. Unless you purchase it and cook it yourself, that bacon is probably half full of soy and preservatives.
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