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  • J Johnny J

    Well, the story doesn't tell. She can do that and STILL be a vegetarian... ;P

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Lost User
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    Well I don't believe she's a vagitarian.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Welcome to the Yummy Side. :cool:

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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        Well I don't believe she's a vagitarian.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Johnny J
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        Is she a goer? Is she? Nudge Nudge! Say no more! Say no MORE! :-D

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^]. No need to thank me. :-O


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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          Peter Mulholland
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          No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.

          Pete

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          • P Peter Mulholland

            No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.

            Pete

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            realJSOP
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            Maybe the people that are 1-voting are vegetables themselves, and thus, are insulted at being associated in any way with bacon. This would be akin to drawing a picture of Muhammed.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            • N NormDroid

              I hope she likes sausage :)

              Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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              Or at least fish. that would still be good to know.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Or at least fish. that would still be good to know.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                NormDroid
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                :laugh: yes I can imagine.

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                • L Lost User

                  Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Slacker007
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                  I wonder how she feels about Bratwurst.

                  -- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                  • P Peter Mulholland

                    No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.

                    Pete

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Peter Mulholland wrote:

                    No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote

                    Probably voted me 1 without reading and without checking out DS first.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                      Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                      I am going to start a religious revolution and tell Jewish people that the reason God said no pig (unclean animal) was because of trichinosis and that with modern food preparation methods the three thousand-year-old ban was repealed when the Pope held his annual summit with God and wanted to help bridge the divide between the Hebrew nation and the Christian nation.

                      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                        I am going to start a religious revolution and tell Jewish people that the reason God said no pig (unclean animal) was because of trichinosis and that with modern food preparation methods the three thousand-year-old ban was repealed when the Pope held his annual summit with God and wanted to help bridge the divide between the Hebrew nation and the Christian nation.

                        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                        RC_Sebastien_C
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                        Please no! It would increase demand, prices would rise, people will riot, war would soon follow!

                        I was HollyHooo but got tired of it and Sebastien was taken.

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                          Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          realJSOP
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                          I guess Microsoft is going to have to allow this:

                          MeatLover baconEater = Vegitarian as MeatLover;

                          Prior to today, code like that would throw an InvalidOperationException with an InnerException of InvalidCast.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            I wonder how she feels about Bratwurst.

                            -- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.

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                            Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                            This is actually a running gag between a co worker and me. Cafeteria dialog after seeing I only had a steak on my platter: Him: "Aren't you going to have any vegetables with that?" Me: "I was thinking of a side order of a couple of sausages." :) Cheers! Off to Dartmoors for beer, whiskey (Laphroaig) and the best burgers in town! Have a nice weekend all!

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                            • J Johnny J

                              Is she a goer? Is she? Nudge Nudge! Say no more! Say no MORE! :-D

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                              -----
                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              Colin Mullikin
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                              Does she like photography? Eh! Say no more! ;P I couldn't resist.

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                                Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken. "I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                wizardzz
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                                Interesting enough, according to PETA: Betty Crocker Bac-o's Bacon Flavor Bits is vegan. Unless you purchase it and cook it yourself, that bacon is probably half full of soy and preservatives.

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                                  She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^]. No need to thank me. :-O


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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                                  HimanshuJoshi
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                                  Now I think of transferring from lacto-vegeterian to baco-lacto-vegeterian; Bacon and Cheese burger would make delicious meal.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I guess Microsoft is going to have to allow this:

                                    MeatLover baconEater = Vegitarian as MeatLover;

                                    Prior to today, code like that would throw an InvalidOperationException with an InnerException of InvalidCast.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    AspDotNetDev
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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    Prior to today, code like that would throw an InvalidOperationException with an InnerException of InvalidCast.

                                    Actually, I'm pretty sure it would return null. :)

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