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    JustWorking
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    Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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      Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Two Miniskirts?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        "If you raise, I'll see you."

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          "If you raise, I'll see you."

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Dalek Dave
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          She may have a flush!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Two Miniskirts?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            JustWorking
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Two Miniskirts?

            Minierskirt

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              She may have a flush!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              JustWorking
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              Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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                She may have a flush!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                She's got a pair.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  People with a sense of humor?

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    JustWorking wrote:

                    Who downvote a joke

                    Where?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      She's got a pair.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      I'd poker.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        JustWorking wrote:

                        Who downvote a joke

                        Where?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        JustWorking
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                        Here and here

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                          Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                          Lost User
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                          How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              I'd poker.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                                How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                You owe me a monitor wipe - coffee and that comment did not go well together! Accurate though...:thumbsup:

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Sometimes you win on the flop.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                      Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                        Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                          Lost User
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                                          No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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