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  • M Mark_Wallace

    "If you raise, I'll see you."

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Dalek Dave
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    She may have a flush!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Two Miniskirts?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      JustWorking
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Two Miniskirts?

      Minierskirt

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      • D Dalek Dave

        She may have a flush!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        JustWorking
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        Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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          Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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          OriginalGriff
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          People with a sense of humor?

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • D Dalek Dave

            She may have a flush!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            She's got a pair.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • J JustWorking

              Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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              Mark_Wallace
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              JustWorking wrote:

              Who downvote a joke

              Where?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                She's got a pair.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Dalek Dave
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                I'd poker.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  JustWorking wrote:

                  Who downvote a joke

                  Where?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  JustWorking
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                  Here and here

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                  • J JustWorking

                    Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                    Lost User
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                    How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                      How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        I'd poker.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        LabVIEWstuff
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                        Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                          How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          You owe me a monitor wipe - coffee and that comment did not go well together! Accurate though...:thumbsup:

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Sometimes you win on the flop.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Lost User
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                                    No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                    • J JustWorking

                                      Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      This is entirely inappropriate, and highly offensive to the ladies. How old are you?

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                                      • J JustWorking

                                        Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                        JustWorking
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                                        hahahaha :laugh:

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                                        • J JustWorking

                                          Here and here

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          JustWorking wrote:

                                          Here and here

                                          Yeah, but, like I say, where was a joke down-voted?

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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