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  • L LabVIEWstuff

    Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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    Sometimes you win on the flop.

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      c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

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      Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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        Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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          Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

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            Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

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            No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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            • J JustWorking

              Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              This is entirely inappropriate, and highly offensive to the ladies. How old are you?

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                Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                hahahaha :laugh:

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                • J JustWorking

                  Here and here

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                  JustWorking wrote:

                  Here and here

                  Yeah, but, like I say, where was a joke down-voted?

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                    How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I wish I'd read your post before I replied. You put it so much more eloquently than I ever could.

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                    • J JustWorking

                      Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                      I've found the perfect place for this joke. here[^]

                      "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                      • L Lost User

                        Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        Trollslayer wrote:

                        It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them.

                        We've all worked with (and some of us still work with) delightful people like that -- if you can, do; if you can't, sh*t on someone. The only way to deal with them is by having quiet, calm chats with the same people (usually managers) that they talk to -- but think calmly and carefully about what you're going to say. Getting upset about it only hurts you.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • J JustWorking

                          Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                          both need a raise!!

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