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How are girls are like an internet virus?

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  • J JustWorking

    This is a joke so have a laugh

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    Dalek Dave
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    1. It is not a joke, it is a humourous observation. 2) It is not funny. 3) Stop trying so hard.

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    • J JustWorking

      This is a joke so have a laugh

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      JustWorking wrote:

      This is a joke

      Wrong![^]

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      • J JustWorking

        Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        He irritates the sh__ out of me!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          He irritates the sh__ out of me!


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dalek Dave
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          This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

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          • D Dalek Dave

            This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            TMI :-D


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • D Dalek Dave

              This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

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                Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

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                Dalek Dave
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                Silent, but obviously smug?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Silent, but obviously smug?

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                  Even better - obviously not being smug.

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                  • J JustWorking

                    And now on CP since it is not a repost here

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                    JustWorking wrote:

                    And now on CP since it is not a repost here

                    Ah, so "original" means "in thousands of other places on the Internet, but not on CP". Thanks for the heads-up.

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                    • J JustWorking

                      Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                      wizardzz
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                      I've never gotten a b___j__ from an internet virus!

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                      • J JustWorking

                        Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                        Lost User
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                        change the girls . simple.

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                        • D Dalek Dave
                          1. It is not a joke, it is a humourous observation. 2) It is not funny. 3) Stop trying so hard.

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          it is a humourous observation

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          It is not funny

                          Then I suppose it's just an observation.

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