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How are girls are like an internet virus?

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  • J JustWorking

    Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    He irritates the sh__ out of me!


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      He irritates the sh__ out of me!


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

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        This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        TMI :-D


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • D Dalek Dave

          This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Lost User
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          Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

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            Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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            Dalek Dave
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            Silent, but obviously smug?

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Silent, but obviously smug?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Lost User
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              Even better - obviously not being smug.

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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              • J JustWorking

                And now on CP since it is not a repost here

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                Mark_Wallace
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                JustWorking wrote:

                And now on CP since it is not a repost here

                Ah, so "original" means "in thousands of other places on the Internet, but not on CP". Thanks for the heads-up.

                Some people have their own thoughts, some people can't get by without others'.

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                • J JustWorking

                  Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                  wizardzz
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                  I've never gotten a b___j__ from an internet virus!

                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                  • J JustWorking

                    Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                    Lost User
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                    change the girls . simple.

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                    • D Dalek Dave
                      1. It is not a joke, it is a humourous observation. 2) It is not funny. 3) Stop trying so hard.

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                      AspDotNetDev
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      it is a humourous observation

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      It is not funny

                      Then I suppose it's just an observation.

                      Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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