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    An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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      An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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      What kind of moronic arse are you?

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        An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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        Give it a rest.

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          What kind of moronic arse are you?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Just checked, guess what!

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              An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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              If you are going to cut-n-paste jokes here, please, try visiting the sites with funny ones first. This has been a Public Information Broadcast. Thank you for your time.

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                OriginalGriff
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                Too late - he's done it...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • J JustWorking

                  An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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                  Congratulations, you sank to the bottom of the gutter and somehow maanged to continue downwards.

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                  • J JustWorking

                    An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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                    From what I can make from posting jokes here, there is a general rule of thumb If your first joke don't succeed then wait till another day before posting jokes again!

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                    • J JustWorking

                      An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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                      I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                        I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I see 'account no longer active'.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          I see 'account no longer active'.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Who killed him?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            I see 'account no longer active'.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Michael Schubert
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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            I see 'account no longer active'.

                            He'll be back.

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                              Who killed him?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              I believe it is like the drugs they give on death row. No particular member killed him, it was a group effort.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                I see 'account no longer active'.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                It's about the only way he'll get a positive rep again...

                                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  Just checked, guess what!

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  What a loser. He's certainly not a winkey.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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