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  • J JustWorking

    An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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    Give it a rest.

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      What kind of moronic arse are you?

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Dalek Dave
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        Just checked, guess what!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        • J JustWorking

          An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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          OriginalGriff
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          If you are going to cut-n-paste jokes here, please, try visiting the sites with funny ones first. This has been a Public Information Broadcast. Thank you for your time.

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            The kind on being the first CPian to do a major double dip in reps. He's back down to 55 and ready to return to negative with a few choice blats.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            OriginalGriff
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            Too late - he's done it...

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • J JustWorking

              An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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              Lost User
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              Congratulations, you sank to the bottom of the gutter and somehow maanged to continue downwards.

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              • J JustWorking

                An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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                From what I can make from posting jokes here, there is a general rule of thumb If your first joke don't succeed then wait till another day before posting jokes again!

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                • J JustWorking

                  An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,"What kind of - ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean. "The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......??? " The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I :confused: The Japanese said, Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee? :laugh:

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I see you've decided to take the plunge and totally destroy any shred of respect that anybody had for you over your recent improvement in reputation.

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I see 'account no longer active'.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      I see 'account no longer active'.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Who killed him?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I see 'account no longer active'.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Michael Schubert
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                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                        I see 'account no longer active'.

                        He'll be back.

                        Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Who killed him?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          I believe it is like the drugs they give on death row. No particular member killed him, it was a group effort.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            I see 'account no longer active'.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            It's about the only way he'll get a positive rep again...

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Just checked, guess what!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              What a loser. He's certainly not a winkey.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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