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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Give them a red bull tonight at dinner. Then show them a scary movie. Before bed time, go hid under their beds and have the wife send them to bed. When the lets go out; seek revenge. I do realize that I suggested you hide under two beds but for someone that talks to himself I presume you have multiple personalities so can handle it.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Apparently I did the same thing to my father's carefully tended garden when I was about 5. Gave me a good hiding (so he says but I don't remember it). He lost interest in gardening after that. Shame.
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Give them a red bull tonight at dinner. Then show them a scary movie. Before bed time, go hid under their beds and have the wife send them to bed. When the lets go out; seek revenge. I do realize that I suggested you hide under two beds but for someone that talks to himself I presume you have multiple personalities so can handle it.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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Give them a red bull tonight at dinner. Then show them a scary movie. Before bed time, go hid under their beds and have the wife send them to bed. When the lets go out; seek revenge. I do realize that I suggested you hide under two beds but for someone that talks to himself I presume you have multiple personalities so can handle it.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
I presume you have multiple personalities
No I don't. yes he does. stop talking to me...you started it. I have no idea what you mean. :-D
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Give them a red bull tonight at dinner. Then show them a scary movie. Before bed time, go hid under their beds and have the wife send them to bed. When the lets go out; seek revenge. I do realize that I suggested you hide under two beds but for someone that talks to himself I presume you have multiple personalities so can handle it.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Yeah, I pulled out one of my mom's mum plants once. I was a bit younger and was tasked with weeding her gardens while my parents were away, and I could have sworn she told me to pull that thing out. It took me a good 30min just to get it out of the ground. The whole time I was thinking, "This is one helluva weed."
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Just wait the best is yet to come.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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Just wait the best is yet to come.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
When they leave home?
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Kind of like a dachsund, her toy hamburger and a set of tracks through the new sidewalk's concrete... Sometimes its laugh or cry
Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?
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When they leave home?
They may leave but they are never gone.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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When I was 17 a schoolmate's parents went away on holiday so of course he had a party. Got a little out of hand with some fighting with attempted gate-crashers before police turned up and they legged it, then we smoothed things over with the police and quietened down. Place was a bit of a mess, house and garden, but we got it all tidied up in plenty of time. Then his parents came home and spotted something amiss almost immediately - the large bush in the garden that had not been there when they went away. Never did found out where it came from or who brought and planted it.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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We had the same problem with our 3 yo daughter. So we gave her to plant herself some beans in the garden and watering them and watching them growing. Now she never pulls out any plants, not only her beans.
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We had the same problem with our 3 yo daughter. So we gave her to plant herself some beans in the garden and watering them and watching them growing. Now she never pulls out any plants, not only her beans.
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That is a very good idea and I think I will try that. :thumbsup:
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
I presume you have multiple personalities
No I don't. yes he does. stop talking to me...you started it. I have no idea what you mean. :-D
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Remember, it's not "talking to yourself." It's "thinking out loud." And it's not a problem until the day you're looking around asking... "Hey! Who said that?" :-D
If Barney Frank eats a fruitcake, is it cannibalism?
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I came home yesterday to find that my son decided to pull out most of the ferns I had planted two years ago. He and his sister had a field day with them and the branches and leaves were all over the front lawn - and he wants to know why my hair is greying and why I talk to myself. :laugh:
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Last night on the way home my 5yo was asking if I could set up the pool as it was "getting hot outside" and I said, well, not sure since it takes a while to set up and fill (an above ground 12ft dia or so). He lamented of course. Then I said, we could throw some water in the small kiddie pool. This is a pool that is made from the material used for blow up floating water chairs. . ..a vinyl or vinyl like material. The pool has blow up sides and is for small children with it being 3ft or so in diameter and shallow. . .that type of thing. So to this he says no, we can't use that as it has a hole in it. I said "How do you know?" He replied that he had poked it with a thing from the wooden rocking horse (one of many heavy thumb tacks that the horse has to attach the reins taht have loosened up). After confirming that it was really one of those tacks. . .. .and that he really did poke a hole in the pool with it. . . .I asked how many holes. Well. . .it was more than one lets just say.