Sorry
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
Apologies flavoured with sarcasm don't qualify. ;P
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Apologies flavoured with sarcasm don't qualify. ;P
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
there are many types of humour[^], why? because different people find different things funny - I would literal kill myself if the only type of joke in the world was people tripping up, but thankfully it isn't
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
I think a joke is only something that is intended to be funny, if a person doesn't like it then maybe it becomes an "unfunny joke" (at least to that person anyway)
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
modified on Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:15 AM
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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
I learnt that lesson Yesterday and last Friday.
www.software-kinetics.co.uk Wear a hard hat it's nnder construction
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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sorry, I started out with good intentions but I get sidetracked so ea
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
Honesty is a good thing.. :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
:laugh: I would like to abide to that, but something I read very recently told me I shouldn't
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
:laugh: I would like to abide to that, but something I read very recently told me I shouldn't
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
Try this one, then: Don't down-vote someone who has three times your rep points.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Try this one, then: Don't down-vote someone who has three times your rep points.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
'You are in big trouble Mister!' I don't know if you know but different people have different sense of humor. Some people don't like Monthy Python. It's stupid for them. For me some thing else is stupid. Like Hubba Bubba on youtube. It's so hard to understand?
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Yes, but that wasn't on Code Project, I needed the geneal public here to know this rule. From memory, the rules don't apply cause I'm way to funy for you foreigners to understand. Right?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004