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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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sorry, I started out with good intentions but I get sidetracked so ea
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
Honesty is a good thing.. :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
:laugh: I would like to abide to that, but something I read very recently told me I shouldn't
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
:laugh: I would like to abide to that, but something I read very recently told me I shouldn't
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
Try this one, then: Don't down-vote someone who has three times your rep points.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Try this one, then: Don't down-vote someone who has three times your rep points.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would just like to apologise for my recent jokes.... I hold my hand up and say, I did for a brief time, forget the 3 golden lounge rules on posting jokes... 1. Don't try to trick people, they are a sensitive people 2. Do ensure your jokes stick to the following subjects: Email Scams, URGENTZ CODEZ COMMENTZ, and food related humour 3. Lastly, and most importantly, don't post a joke that hasn't already been posted Remember, a good joke is only a good joke if everyone else can think of something witty to respond with that doesn't involve resulting to insults, flaming and/or down voting
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
When did this rule appear? Many times over the past 40 years I've been the only one laughing and I know they were jokes. You have to remember there are going to be times when those around you are too stupid to understand, but it's stil a joke.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
'You are in big trouble Mister!' I don't know if you know but different people have different sense of humor. Some people don't like Monthy Python. It's stupid for them. For me some thing else is stupid. Like Hubba Bubba on youtube. It's so hard to understand?
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Yes, but that wasn't on Code Project, I needed the geneal public here to know this rule. From memory, the rules don't apply cause I'm way to funy for you foreigners to understand. Right?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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'You are in big trouble Mister!' I don't know if you know but different people have different sense of humor. Some people don't like Monthy Python. It's stupid for them. For me some thing else is stupid. Like Hubba Bubba on youtube. It's so hard to understand?
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
n.podbielski wrote:
It's so hard to understand?
I do know this you condescending little twonk. If only one person finds it funny - and they aren't Sydneysiders, then it isn't funny. Is that so hard to understand? There:
n.podbielski wrote:
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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You forgot one: Do Not arrogantly create rules for other people to follow.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I'm not sure whether to downvote you for hypocrisy, or upvote you for a neat little paradox... Hmm... Decisions, decisions... Eh... Both require effort... I opt for neither.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Perhaps check my other reply, and for the record I have only down-voted one post all day
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
modified on Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:48 AM
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
We've already had this discussion Mick. You're Australian so the rules don't apply.
Yes, but that wasn't on Code Project, I needed the geneal public here to know this rule. From memory, the rules don't apply cause I'm way to funy for you foreigners to understand. Right?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
the rules don't apply cause I'm way to funy for you foreigners to understand. Right?
Oh, that's a given.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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I'm not sure whether to downvote you for hypocrisy, or upvote you for a neat little paradox... Hmm... Decisions, decisions... Eh... Both require effort... I opt for neither.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
There's only one rule. It should be funny. If you are the only one laughing, it's not a joke.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's only one rule. It should be funny.
I think they are two of them. The joke has also to be political correct, KSS and generally well sanitized. The example is some very funny jokes hammered with one votes and some extremely brainless one-liners getting plenty of 5-votes. Also it does matter who is the poster.
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n.podbielski wrote:
It's so hard to understand?
I do know this you condescending little twonk. If only one person finds it funny - and they aren't Sydneysiders, then it isn't funny. Is that so hard to understand? There:
n.podbielski wrote:
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I do know this you condescending little twonk
Yeah right. I thought that in code project people are on some level of intelligence. I guess I was wrong... Is my question was reason for name calling? Or maybe I just have another point of view you than you are is the reason? And how exactly you know that only one person finds it's funny? Are you asked 6 billion peoples? Already? Ehhhh you too arrogant to discuss anything with you... :sigh:
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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n.podbielski wrote:
It's so hard to understand?
I do know this you condescending little twonk. If only one person finds it funny - and they aren't Sydneysiders, then it isn't funny. Is that so hard to understand? There:
n.podbielski wrote:
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I do know this you condescending little twonk. If only one person finds it funny - and they aren't Sydneysiders, then it isn't funny.
That's it Pete, tell him to fuck off, the rest of us know that if your not a Sydneysider then you don't matter.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004