Daytime TV...
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
The Internet, Dalek Dave. Dalek Dave, the Internet. I'll go mingle. (It may interest you to know that I've just added "Dalek" to my Opera spell-checker.) (I didn't have to add "Dave", though. Seems they've heard of your antics already.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
it's the world's way of telling you to get to work.
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
If you switch to QVC I think they sell a 1,000,000 Candlea Torches* :) * Flashlights for our cousins accoss the pond. One of the few examples where they get it wrong IMO.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Gives one a reason to want to get back to work. The wife is on medical leave and even with all the channels available she’s bored and admits she’s ready to get back to work.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The Internet, Dalek Dave. Dalek Dave, the Internet. I'll go mingle. (It may interest you to know that I've just added "Dalek" to my Opera spell-checker.) (I didn't have to add "Dave", though. Seems they've heard of your antics already.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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it's the world's way of telling you to get to work.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I wish I could.
I just feel so bad.You're here. We feel worse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
No wonder the world is dumbing down...
Dalek Dave wrote:
Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother"
They have been using that plot for about 50 years now ;P
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
When I was off with a bad back last year I managed to get through most of a week watching films I'd Sky+d but never got around to watching. Although 3 of them were the Godfather films so took up a bit more time than your usual film. The best way to amuse yourself is to dose up on drugs and drink then watch children's TV.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
Benjamin Breeg wrote:
Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.
FTFY
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
You should complain to the BBC... but be prepared for an increase in TV license costs... and all just to keep you entertained... can you feel that power surging though you
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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You want him suicidal? :-D
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Dalek Dave wrote:
In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
If you switch to QVC I think they sell a 1,000,000 Candlea Torches* :) * Flashlights for our cousins accoss the pond. One of the few examples where they get it wrong IMO.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
Vampire Zombie
Okay I get the vampire but what is the zombie from? The same movie/tv? - note I have not watched any of the vampire/werewolf movie/tv shows. I see all sorts of zombie this and zombie that even bumper stickers. I know I have my head in the sand, but you would think with so much about zombies I would have noticed. :confused:
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The word 'torch' could create confusion if you are actually talking about a real torch (stick w/fire). On our side of the pond, we eliminated that confusion.
Both are handheld sources of illumination. What is the confusion? :rolleyes:
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Benjamin Breeg wrote:
Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.
FTFY
Dima Popov wrote:
TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.
Oh, I don't know, there are some good programs on TV. Mainly BBC documentaries and science programs. Top Gear is fine if you're a 'petrol-head'.
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
