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  • D Dalek Dave

    I wish I could. I just feel so bad.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    I wish I could.
     
    I just feel so bad.

    You're here. We feel worse.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • D Dalek Dave

      ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      leppie
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      No wonder the world is dumbing down...

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother"

      They have been using that plot for about 50 years now ;P

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      • D Dalek Dave

        ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Ben Breeg
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        Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

        As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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        • D Dalek Dave

          ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Lost User
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          When I was off with a bad back last year I managed to get through most of a week watching films I'd Sky+d but never got around to watching. Although 3 of them were the Godfather films so took up a bit more time than your usual film. The best way to amuse yourself is to dose up on drugs and drink then watch children's TV.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          • B Ben Breeg

            Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

            As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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            Dima Popov
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            Benjamin Breeg wrote:

            Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

            FTFY

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Lost User
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Ancient repeats..and cooking

              Sounds a bit like the Lounge if you ask me.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                musefan
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                You should complain to the BBC... but be prepared for an increase in TV license costs... and all just to keep you entertained... can you feel that power surging though you

                If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  David1987
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                  You have internet, you could watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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                  • D David1987

                    You have internet, you could watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    You want him suicidal? :-D

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

                      If you switch to QVC I think they sell a 1,000,000 Candlea Torches* :) * Flashlights for our cousins accoss the pond. One of the few examples where they get it wrong IMO.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                      The word 'torch' could create confusion if you are actually talking about a real torch (stick w/fire). On our side of the pond, we eliminated that confusion.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...is a bit shit. Seriously. Ancient repeats, Jeremys Kyle and Springer, Antiques and Cooking. Not one decent film. No wonder the world is dumbing down... Example..."My boyfriend had sex with my mother" or "I want to be a woman". In the name of the Vampire Zombie, could we have something more illuminating?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Vampire Zombie

                        Okay I get the vampire but what is the zombie from? The same movie/tv? - note I have not watched any of the vampire/werewolf movie/tv shows. I see all sorts of zombie this and zombie that even bumper stickers. I know I have my head in the sand, but you would think with so much about zombies I would have noticed. :confused:

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                        • C CMullikin

                          The word 'torch' could create confusion if you are actually talking about a real torch (stick w/fire). On our side of the pond, we eliminated that confusion.

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                          Gregory Gadow
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                          Both are handheld sources of illumination. What is the confusion? :rolleyes:

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                          • D Dima Popov

                            Benjamin Breeg wrote:

                            Daytime TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

                            FTFY

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                            Ben Breeg
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                            Dima Popov wrote:

                            TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

                            Oh, I don't know, there are some good programs on TV. Mainly BBC documentaries and science programs. Top Gear is fine if you're a 'petrol-head'.

                            As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                            • C Corporal Agarn

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Vampire Zombie

                              Okay I get the vampire but what is the zombie from? The same movie/tv? - note I have not watched any of the vampire/werewolf movie/tv shows. I see all sorts of zombie this and zombie that even bumper stickers. I know I have my head in the sand, but you would think with so much about zombies I would have noticed. :confused:

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                              Dan Neely
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                              he's referring to Jesus, although for maximum snarkage it really should be cannibal vampire zombie. :rolleyes: The vampire part comes from transforming wine into blood, the zombie part from the resurrection.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Mark Wallace wrote:

                                The Internet, Dalek Dave. Dalek Dave, the Internet

                                Only thing keeping me sane.

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Only thing keeping me sane.

                                That statement is a definite 11 on the boggle-meter.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • B Ben Breeg

                                  Dima Popov wrote:

                                  TV... Read, mindless drivel for the masses.

                                  Oh, I don't know, there are some good programs on TV. Mainly BBC documentaries and science programs. Top Gear is fine if you're a 'petrol-head'.

                                  As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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                                  Dima Popov
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                                  I find that TV in general has become overly stupid, but I agree, some programs are entertaining, educating, some are both. I like Top Gear, it's a top quality program, but still just a waste of time :)

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                                  • D Dima Popov

                                    I find that TV in general has become overly stupid, but I agree, some programs are entertaining, educating, some are both. I like Top Gear, it's a top quality program, but still just a waste of time :)

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                                    Ben Breeg
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                                    Dima Popov wrote:

                                    I like Top Gear, it's a top quality program, but still just a waste of time

                                    You're quite right, it is a waste of time in the productivity sense, however, I don't mind wasting some of my time now and then. In fact, I think it's to be recommended!

                                    As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil, for I am the God of Death.... and this is my valley. Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult

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