Love is the "MASTER KEY"

Dalek Dave

£3000 gets me a hitman! :)

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Mycroft Holmes

At least when you are paying for it you can feel there is a limit to your expenses :laugh:

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Nagy Vilmos

Mrs Wife gets Special Forces. Now, lets just have a beer. I'll be back on the weekly flights out of Luton from the end of July, so we should probably organise 'something'.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

Ah - there is your problem: you don't "buy" in either case. In one you rent, in the other you just hand over everything you own...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Lost User

No the key that can unlock every lock is a Pikey.

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Nagy Vilmos

Mycroft Holmes wrote:

there is a limit to your expenses

There is with Mrs Wife and the Girls. Everything I have. :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Jorgen Andersson

Beat me to it. 5

List of common misconceptions

Nagy Vilmos

What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

R Giskard Reventlov

X| BTW: do you really think it's a good idea to put your phone number in your sig???

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

Dalek Dave

My wife gets a Para, I need to jump from a great height and hit the target hard! As for the Meet and Sup, absolutely. Look forward to it.

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OriginalGriff

There speaks a Married Man! I find it a little like being mugged, gently, on a regular basis.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Nagy Vilmos

OriginalGriff wrote:

mugged, gently, on a regular basis

but dang-it, that's some mighty fine muggin' I gets. :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

realJSOP

Nope - ammo is the master key.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

Slacker007

Joan Murt wrote:

It seems money can buy also some safety

Good one!

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Nagy Vilmos

Morning JSOP!

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Michael Schubert

Did you overdose on chick flicks? I suggest counteracting with some Tarantino/Rodriguez movies.

Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

Mark_Wallace

Great. So it's already a drug, a battlefield, a many splendored thing, a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs, a spirit of all compact of fire, etc, etc, etc, etc... ... And now it's also a primary key, or whatever. I wish some bugger would make my mind up! When will enough be too much?!?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dan Neely

Dalek Dave wrote:

£50,000 gets me an injunction! :)

for £40,000 I'll tell her you were referring to the wedding bills.

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

wizardzz

The master key is a door breaching shotgun attachment for M16 and M4's

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson